When it comes to shopping for dildos, there are many options to choose from such as your basic silicone dildos, to your realistic Cyberskin designs with vein textures, to dildos molded after porn stars etc. However, when you want a dildo that is as similar to the real deal as you can possibly get without actually using the real deal, you’ll want a money shot so then you may want to learn more about squirting dildos to complete the realism.
Sort of how squirting dildos work lol!
Squirting dildos are commonly called ejaculating dildos or cumming dildos, which allows the user to make the dildo ejaculate (squirt/cum/jizz, you get the picture) when ready.
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Summary of my hard work.
| Dildo | Rating | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Bust It by Doc Johnson
Check price at Love Honey |
4.7
The high quality option. Good size and the cum actually looks real and the actual cumming function works well. |
Mid |
| Realistic Cumming Dildo
Check price at Amazon |
4.5
A really great value option. It’s a great size. 9 inches overall length with 6.5 inches insertable length. |
Low – Mid |
| Derek Ejaculating dildo
Check price at amazon |
3.6
Too big. Way too big. Seriously, a 7 inch circumference is monstrous. |
Mid |
| Squirting Dildo with Vibration
Check price at amazon |
3.5
Vibrations aren’t strong enough, like not even close. The odor and taste aren’t ideal either… |
Mid |
Now it’s time to look a little deeper into how these next level dildos work!
What to Look For in a Squirting Dildo
Size
Like any other dildo you buy, you should consider shape, size, and material. If you are new to adult toys or unsure of what size is best, you can always use the cucumber test to accurately determine the size.
A realistic option
Shape
There are different types of shapes, including textures available. Dildos with ridges and bumps create a larger feel, and vein textures are more life-like.
Material
There are various materials, but silicone is among the most common as it is easier to clean and maintain. If you have allergies to certain materials, such as latex you need to consider the materials carefully. Anything that you put inside you must be body safe, it must be phthalate free. Do not buy a dirt cheap option because it could be dangerous to your health.
Color
You can also get a variety of colors
The most common colors available are white, black and brown
How Do Ejaculating Dildos Work?
The main reason you’re buying a cumming dildo is for the money shot otherwise it’s just a dildo. After you have an idea of what you want aesthetically, prior to purchasing a squirting dildo you should understand how they work, let’s take a look.
Example of the realism of a squirting dildo!
An ejaculating dildo works by ejecting a lubricant, which has a similar appearance and texture of semen. The lubricant is designed to safely be ejaculated inside of the vagina, or on the skin. This means you will be able to have the sexual stimulation you desire from a dildo, while having the option to take your stimulation and desires to another level.
The Lubricant/Jizz
The first thing to consider after purchasing your new squirting play toy is, what are you filling it with? There are several areas to consider here, with your health being the first. Like with the material, if you are allergic to any specific lubricants or chemical properties used in certain lubes – Don’t Use Them!
You want to ensure the lube is not only designed for safe use, but safe for you and your new toy. In addition to making sure the lubricant is safe for you, you need to make sure it is safe for your toy (depending on the material). For example, if you purchased a silicone based toy, you want to use lube designed for silicone.
There are many options when it comes to lubricant for ejaculating dildos, and some of them such as the Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating 6-Inch Cock allows you to play around with the recipe! This means you can use your favorite lube, use the included recipe, or create your own based on your desires. There are even flavored lubricants available, just in case you want to practice your oral skills!
I’m listening
Preparing It
Before you start your play session, you will need to fill the dildo with the semen-like lubricant so it is prepared and ready when you are. A squirting dildo is designed a little different that a regular dildo, that is, it has the added feature of a trigger. Generally, you will find that ejaculating dildos have a hand pump attached to them that allow you to easily trigger the dildo (penis) to ejaculate on command.
Shows the hand pump down the bottom
Although designed to ejaculate, you can choose not to fill a squirting dildo with the lubricant and simply use it as a regular dildo. This is common for those with the occasional fantasy or urge to get messy, but do not want a mess to clean up every time. For more info check out how to use a dildo.
Sometimes though, it’s good to get messy.
It’s fun to get a little crazy
The Aftermath
While preparing the lube for your big finish, you should consider the aftermath. Once you have had your fun and get that big finish you have been craving, you are left with the task of cleaning up. The clean-up could be simple, messy or no clean up required depending on a few factors. For instance, if you decide not to fill it with lubricant, you will not have any mess, but no squirting finish. If you fill your toy just slightly, you can have a small finish with minimal clean up. However, if you purchased a large ejaculating dildo with the fantasy of getting real naughty and you fill it completely with your semen recipe, things could get quite wild and, well very messy.
If you plan to slightly fill your toy, it should be safe to assume clean-up is easy, but if you are wanting a huge finish then you may want to prep the area prior to starting. For instance, putting a towel or blanket down that can easily be washed afterwards. Having a mattress cover may be a good idea as well, just to be safe.
You’ll probably want to shower afterwards. Who knows, you’ll might even be singing in the shower.
The happy clean up
Partner Play
Squirting dildos are not just for solo activities, and can be enjoyed by partners as well. When using an ejaculating dildo to get warmed up, your partner can enjoy the pleasures of the lube inside you too. Also, for those with the desire of being extra naughty, it can create the simulation of a threesome and an even larger finish.
Other dildo uses
There are many other uses for dildos you may not have considered. The below youtube vids are obviously jokes but we could all do with more laughter in life!
Squirting Dildo Benefits
- For those with fantasies of semen, a squirting dildo allows you to safely and privately fulfill those fantasies, without anyone ever knowing (unless of course you want them to know).
- Can increase stimulation during partner play, or spice things up when things start to get old and boring.
- Many products allow you to choose the lubricant or semen recipe you prefer, allowing you to customize the experience even further.
Squirting Dildos Disadvantages
- The number one disadvantage to these type of toys is likely the aftermath, as it is easy to get lost in the moment and enjoy yourself, but then realize the area looks like the local baker went crazy with the extra glaze…
- May not be as discreet as other types of dildos
- Unlikely to give you an orgasm. If a g-spot orgasm is what you’re after, you can’t go past a g-spot vibrator.
If a cumming dildo isn’t for you but you still want a dildo, check out my guide to the best dildos.
Best Cumming Dildo in 2019
Most people fail to acknowledge that sexual climax is as important as the initial engagement of sex. For many females the visualization of a man climaxing is a major turn on, so why not get that when you decide to please yourself? In today’s tech-savvy world it is possible to recreate this with dildos.
These dildos cum is as real as a man’s semen as it ejaculates lube that is as thick and musty scented as the real thing. When purchasing an ejaculating dildo, it is advisable to also buy the lube produced by the same manufacturer so as to avoid any problems with the sex toy.
The following are a few from a wide selection of ejaculating dildos we’d recommend
#1 Bust It – Squirting Realistic Cock by Doc Johnson
For a start, it’s made by a reputable company that we all know and love. Anything that is inserted into me has to be body safe and the Bust It ejaculating dildo is phthalate-free and body safe. It’s made in America so you know that the quality control process is highly regulated unlike products made overseas.
The first thing I love about it is just how realistic it is. It is absolutely top quality. I also love that it has a suction cap that actually works, so many dildos don’t have good quality suction caps. I rode this bad boy without the hassle of having to attach it back to the bench. The suction cap is also removable so if you want to use it without the suction cap you can. Variety is the spice of life! I also love the fact that I’m in complete control, the dildo blows exactly when I want it to, never too early! That makes it a lot of fun because I’m guaranteed to be finished before the dildo has finished.
Oh yeah!
Using a cumming dildo really enhances the experience and I must admit that now most of the time I use a dildo I use the Doc Johnson Bust it because having a cumming dildo really adds to the experience for me. It just wouldn’t be sex if there wasn’t some mess to clean up at the end.
It includes 1 oz of “Nut butter” which is basically a jizz replacement. I liked it, most of the time the quality of the jizz substitute for ejaculating dildos is really poor but the “Nut butter” is probably as good as you’ll get. I haven’t got any better.
- The total length is just over 9″
- Usable length is 7″
- Circumference is just under 6″
- It comes in 3 colors, white, black and brown.
What we liked
- Realistic
- Nut butter is realistic and good quality
- Reputable brand
- Body safe materials
- Made in America
What we didn’t like
- I would have liked it to have come with more nut butter
#2. Derek Ejaculating dildo
Size of Derek Ejaculating dildo
This one of a kind dildo is among the best you will find in the market. At twelve inches long and over 7 inches of circumference it’s going to take you some time before you can comfortably accommodate its full length and girth. Its realistic detailed craftsmanship from the tip to its shaft are designed to reward your erotic needs but it is just too big for most. If you can accommodate it, you’ll have a good time but I’m just not a fan of massive over the top dildos. The ball sack on this dildo holds about half an ounce of liquid, and are easy to fill.
What we liked
- Easy to fill with liquid
- Looks realistic
- Decent price
What we didn’t like
- Too big
- Ejaculate wasn’t as realistic as others
#3. Squirting Dildo with Vibration
This ejaculating dildo needs 2 AA batteries to power it. It is 8.25 inches long and 2 inches wide. You load the dildo with come through suction. Just press the balls while the tip is inside a bowl full of liquid. The dildo can be used as a vibrator as well but because it’s so big, the vibrations just aren’t good enough for me.
The odor isn’t great and neither is the taste. It gets dirty easy and the way it cums isn’t great. It works fine with water, but not with lube where as I and most others don’t want the cum to be water, we want it to be reasonably realistic.
What we liked
- I like novelty and this item has some novelty
What we didn’t like
- The odour
- The taste
- Doesn’t cum great when filled with realistic jizz. Only works well with water
- Vibrations aren’t powerful enough