Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator Review

The Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator is merger of 2 of the greatest inventions of all time – The wheel and SEX! Although, rather than moving a vehicle along like a typical wheel this one spins 10 tongues at 3 different speeds.
This is a pretty new invention in the sex toy realm, mostly for clitoral stimulation we’re limited to clitoral vibrators, but this is something completely different and actually simulates oral sex.  Men have had the benefit of oral sex simulators like the Super Head Honcho for a while so it’s about time we got in on the action.

The Lowdown

Housed in a black compartment made of soft plastic are the tongues which are made of silicone and can be easily removed for cleaning of both the tongues and the housing. It takes AAA batteries which is a bit of an annoyance as all I had laying around the house and in other toys was AA batteries, but no biggie, a quick trip to the store sorted that out.

It costs around $65 which, compared to other clitoral vibrators, could be seen as slightly expensive. But as I said before, this isn’t quite like other toys you may have used.

I really like the fact that this can be used either on your own or with a partner and it can give them a much needed break so no more lockjaw!

How Does It Perform?

Surprisingly well, would be the answer to that question. At first glance the idea of this sex toy seems a bit ‘gimmicky’, but once you get to use it you realize it really does perform to the level it’s manufacturers claim it does.

At first it’s a little difficult to find the right position to hold it in. I’m sure it will be different for most everybody, but I found holding it straight up with the tongues facing upwards was the most satisfying position. Trying to move it around whilst the tongues were moving got uncomfortable at times because of the edges, but after finding the perfect position it was just a matter of enjoying it.

It’s nice to start off with it on the low setting then gradually move up to the medium and high settings to increase the intensity as you come closer to orgasm. Turning the tongues upside down was also quite stimulating and a rather ‘different’ experience.

You need to be careful of how you hold it whilst the tongues are rotating as I got my fingers in the way a couple of times. It wasn’t painful, but it was annoying having the toy stop when you’re just getting into it. Particularly long pubic hair might also be an issue. If it is then read this guide on shaving pubic hair and try it again.

What’s Next?

Well, according to Love Honey, the makers of the Sqweel, they have some stuff in the works. Most importantly new attachments, so you can switch it up between tongues and whatever other fancy ideas they can come up with. I quite like the idea of textured tongues in addition to the smooth ones. Or maybe alternating so one smooth tongue, followed by a textured one, now that would be nice.

Until then the Sqweel, with it’s 10 rotating tongues, should be more than enough to keep any girl satisified…

If you’re looking for just a standard clitoral vibrator, check out the pocket rocket plus.