The Monkey Spanker Duo is a male masturbator and female vibrator in one claiming to be a powerful multi speed vibrator.
The Monkey Spanker comes packaged in a plastic bag in a cardboard sleeve similar to something you would find a necklace in. It features an image of the Monkey Spanker ‘The Ultimate Couples Sex Tool’ and shows on the back the different uses for the toy as well as the fact it is made in the UK. Although, it’s named after the American term spanking the Monkey. The box is quite size efficient and works well as storage should you chose to keep it. The box also includes simple instructions and batteries.
The Monkey Spanker itself comes across quite poorly made. Some edges need finishing, the rubber has marks and in some places it appears see through.
The body of the Monkey Spanker Duo is made from hard ABS plastic with the ring part made from rubber gel. It stretches well around the ring and feels fleshy on the clit tickler. The other parts of the toy seems to be a type of TPE.
The small bullet is powered by three watch batteries. It has a seal to make it fully waterproof.
The Monkey Spanker Duo shows seven different uses on the instructions.
Depending on whether you want to use the Monkey Spanker Duo for the man or woman, you need to change the direction in which the small bullet is inserted. The bullet clips in very securely to the back on the Monkey Spanker Duo, but you need a long blunt instrument to push it up and out again which can be tricky. I also find that when I do this it scratches the bullet and ruins the finish. Inevitably I will eventually just break the bullet. I also managed to crack the button in my attempts to remove it. It has medium vibrations when out of the Monkey Spanker Duo however when inserted it really doesn’t provide much vibration through the solid body of the spanker.
The first use is as a vibrator for men. For this the bullet needs to be positioned with the button facing the handle. You will need a lot of water based lubricant for this toy. When you think you have enough, then add some more. You may also want to add more during use. You can barely even acknowledge the vibrations during use however as a masturbator the tight rubber feels great around the head of the cock using quick strokes. Although if that’s the only use you want the Cheeky Monkey may be a better choice.
The second use is as a vibrator for women. For this you need to turn the bullet the other way round. You can use it on your clit, but the vibrations aren’t very strong, you may as well just take the bullet out and use it if you want to do that, or you can use it internally. This really doesn’t appeal to me. Don’t get me wrong, I like things in my cunt. Just not this. The shape doesn’t look right to me, there’s bits of plastic peeling off the sides and I’m really not quite sure what the rubber/plastic material is. Not to mention that the vibe would be going in uncovered. Sorry Monkey Spanker Duo, you are not going in my vagina.
Uses three and four are as a vibrating blowjob and vibrating cock ring. As I’ve already mentioned the vibrations are weak, so this is generally just a fail. The rubber pad creates a tight feeling though so when working as a cock ring it can feel quite nice moving it forwards and backwards in time with your mouth. It’s a shame that you can’t fit any stronger vibrating bullets into the Monkey Spanker Duo.
Use five and six are as a clit tickler and vibrating sex. The truth is if I wanted a clit toy, I’d get one. This does not suffice in any way to getting me off or even turning me on. The clit ticker and be positioned as such with the pad at the ending of the vagina to create ‘vibrating sex’. No wait, there’s still that complete lack of vibration.
Use seven is for vibrating nipples/clit through the hole of the pad. You’re just pushing for more things to put in now aren’t you really?
The box states “you could even use it as a spanking device”. I could also with pretty much anything else around the room but they don’t need to state it.
The monkey spanker is easy to clean as it is 100% waterproof, just use soap, toy cleaner and warm water. It picks up lint and dust really easily so will need cleaning a lot!
Poorly made, weak vibrations.
As a vibrator intended for both male and female use, I think the Monkey Spanker Duo fails. The added thickness decreases the feeling for the man and makes it more difficult to manoeuvre during sex and it really isn’t worth it just the the addition of a poorly made pad designed for the woman.