Come on, admit it. You all like to be a bit naughty. Yes even you. Don’t deny it.
But how do you know if someone’s naughty or nice?
It’s all a con. Everyone’s naughty. Especially the nice ones.
Why do you have to be naughty or nice? Why can’t you be nice and naughty? Or would that confuse Santa too much?
I think everyone is naughty in their own right. What is nice to someone is extremely naughty to another. It depends what end of the scale you are.
One woman’s sex, is just another’s foreplay.
So what would you say is the naughtiest thing you’ve done?