So we’ve already talked about muff diving, but how exactly do you style your muff?
There is nothing worse than someone going down there and returning with enough hair to floss an entire dentists waiting room.
I’ve never waxed down there. If I do it myself it would be a mess, and there’s something unappealing to me about having another woman rip out my pubes. Eyebrows are about at far as I’ll go.
Shaven haven. But how far do you go? Neat triangle, landing strip, or completely bare?
Then there’s shaving rash. Not attractive. And ingrown hairs. Anyone else spend their evenings plucking out ingrown hairs? It’s addictive I tell you.
Once I thought I’d tweezer them. Makes it very smooth. My theory was it was basically the same as waxing. It incurs a lot more ingrown hairs though. Fail. I’m sure that was verging on self harm.
I hope men look after their pubes too. Same goes for when we give you blowjobs. No one wants to suck on hairy balls. Plus it makes you look bigger 😉
So what’s your grooming routine?