This is a pretty interesting article since there isn’t a lot of information about this online. But, it’s vital for women that are interested in and regularly using a squirting dildo. Those dildos require the ammunition which can turn out to be very expensive if you start buying from those fancy manufacturers. Those big bottles of cum might look like the real juice, but they certainly will take a big chunk from your purse. So, in order to save you your hard-earned money and still come up with a liquid you can use in your dildos, we came up with a recipe that could possibly make your life so much more easier. We can’t really guarantee how well it takes since some of the stuff used is pretty bitter, but the looks, feel and texture of the end result, given you follow the instructions the right way, will definitely exceed your expectations. Let’s get into the recipe for crème de la penis!
Fake Cum Recipe
There aren’t a lot of things required. The ingredients are just basic household eatable items that you’re going to find in your fridge. Components required to create about a glass full of cum are:
- Eggs (one)
- Sour Cream (1 tablespoon) / Yogurt
- Corn Starch (2 tablespoons)
- Salt (To taste; seems weird saying this with a recipe to make cum)
- Water (Just a cup)
Well, we’re not exactly on the set of the next MasterChef, but yeah, we’re still going to pretend this is a Gordon Ramsay recipe book and label this paragraph as “The Recipe”. It may seem corny, but the way you’re going to prepare fake cum will seem like you’re just about to prepare a Sunday brunch. Before we create more similarities between fake cum and edible foods, we should move on to the recipe.
So, we’re only going to be working with the five key ingredients listed above. The fake cum recipe is fairly simple. You start of by boiling a cup of water in a pot. Bring that up to a light simmer and start adding the rest of the ingredients. You’re going to want to start off with the corn starch. Add 2 tablespoons of the corn starch. Cook the mixture on a medium stove and keep stirring. The corn starch should start mixing up and getting thick in about 2-3 minutes. Once the mixture is no longer runny, take the pot off the stove. Now, it’s time to ask rest of the goodies to your fantastic pot of cum (for the record, it was quite difficult to avoid the phrase ‘cumtastic’).
At this point, you can add the egg and start stirring your mixture once again. Make sure you’re really thorough because those egg whites can be challenging to mix completely. Then add a teaspoon of sour cream, and you guessed it, keep on stirring. At this point, your mixture is going to start looking like the real deal. The only thing left to do is add some salt. A pinch should be enough, but you’re free to use as much as you deem appropriate.
Yeah, we’re not going to lie. This cum isn’t going to taste very good. Sure, it can be considered edible but if you had two choices; drink this cum or die of thirst, you’re probably going to choose the second. However, cum isn’t going to be too delicious, is it? It’s supposed to taste weird and if that weirdness is what you’re looking for, then our recipe will more than satisfy. If prepared right, the egg you mixed in will make you gag and achieve the true purpose of swallowing cum (yeah, don’t quote us on this one).
Best Fake Cum
This is just a homemade recipe, if you’re looking for something that comes out of the box and is actually pretty good then we have a few products that are going to be loads better (pun definitely intended) than any homemade cum.
Master Series Jizz
This is probably the best fake cum you can purchase on the market. The real notable feature of this product is the scent. No one will ever say this, but the fragrance of this cum is absolutely amazing and just like the actual stuff. The texture is also spot on, it’s thick and not too thick at the same time. The fluid is water based, meaning that it can work with all silicone toys. The look and smell might be amazing, but word of warning, it’s not a good idea to swallow this cum. It tastes absolutely horrendous.
Bad Dragon Cum Lube
The Bad Dragon is a great product for folks that want to be absolutely drenched in cum. It comes in a huge container and is great for bukkake and every related to it. The product is unscented and is really easy on sensitive skin. You should definitely purchase the Bad Dragon is skin allergies are a concern for you.
Similar to the Master Jizz, Bad Dragon is water-based which makes it compatible with most sex toys.
Squirtz Cum Lube
Squirtz is another popular option in the world of fake semen. This product by CyberSkin is water-based but it can last a much longer than any other water-based tube. You could even use it as lubrication and it’ll do an amazing job.
Just like the Bad Dragon, Squirtz is easy on the skin plus it’s a piece of cake to clean. However, one added feature of the Squirtz is that it has the component of taste down as well. The liquid tastes a lot like cum, is completely unscented and looks a whole lot like that beautiful cum too. So, overall, if you’re looking for the closest thing to actual semen, then the Squirtz is the best option for you on this list.
Spunk Lube also have a great product as well.