I’m more of a vibrator girl than a dildo girl. One of the big reasons for that comes down to the fact that I don’t like all that many. A dildo has to have something special to get me interested. Even though there’s a lot of variety for dildo’s from glass to suction to strap on etc, I mainly like and use realistic dildos and squirting dildos. Dragon dildos are massive in the industry but I never really liked them. They do not turn me on at all. I’m more of a girly girl so when I found a unicorn dildo by Split Peaches I HAD to have it.
First things first
The first two things I consider when buying a new toy are what’s it made from and what’s the shipping.
The Split Peaches Unicorn horn is hand made in the USA and uses the highest quality body safe 100% Pure Platinum Cure Silicone and is hypoallergenic, phthalates free.
The shipping was discreet and so was the labeling.
There’s three sizes, small, medium and large.
- Small – 6″ Insertable x 1 5/8″ at its thickest at the base
- Medium – 8″ Insertable x 2 1/4″ at its thickest at the base
- Large – 10″ Insertable x 2.8″ at its thickest at the base
It comes in a range of colors but my favorites were the bright rainbow colors and the pastel colors. I decided on bright colors because after you’ve used realistic dildos time and time again, well, you get bored and I live on variety. It doesn’t matter if it’s food, what I do on the weekends or dildos, I like variety so a colorful unicorn dildo was right up my alley (pun intended).
I chose medium because that size generally fits my body well. It bugs me when I get a dildo that’s too big and I can’t accommodate it properly. The unicorn horn tapers from tip to base so it allows for easier entry (the design should work especially well for anal though I haven’t tried it yet for anal as it’s too big for my butt) and mimics what we all perceive a unicorn horn would actually look like. You wouldn’t think that a unicorn horn had the same uniform thickness so kudos to Split Peaches for getting it right. The horn swirls around like you see in most images of unicorns and what we imagine they would look like and it’s important to me that the little details are considered because it helps turns my fantasies into reality. It shows to me that the design was thought about and it wasn’t just some toy that was slapped together without thought just to make money.
The toy flares at the base making it safe for anal use and it’s O-ring harnesses compatible.
Time to go on a magical unicorn ride
It’s on the firm side but that suits me. What would you prefer, a firm dick or a soft dick? I don’t like my dildos to be rock hard like cement but I don’t want my dildo to be like a massive flaccid dick either. Once you get to about the 8 inch mark if a dildo is too soft it gets a little too floppy for my liking so on bigger dildos I prefer them to be on the firmer than the softer side. The firmness should suit most.
The spirals of the horn allow for a fabulous bumping sensation. It’s another reason I appreciate the firmness of the dildo, I get to feel each and every curve as I’m using the dildo. It filled me up beautifully without being uncomfortable and the tapered design worked well for my body.
I was really hoping that it would give me something a little different, a bit of variety, and it delivered. I adore it. It’s my cute girly girl dildo that I turn to when I want something a bit different. I loved the novelty of it. Like every other straight dildo, without a bulbous head or a significant curve it’s not really designed to be used to hit your g-spot but it can be done with a little maneuvering. I don’t really need a toy to have to hit the g-spot, a lot of the time I just love having something inside me that feels great and I just love to use it for the novelty factor. It really helps spice things up.
It’s non-porous, so it’s safer bacteria wise and can be easily sanitized. Because of the spirals on the dildo, just make sure you do get into the crevasses. I just wash mine with warm, soapy water and I’m done.