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Squirting Dildo Guide

January 10, 2019 by Vikki Vines

When it comes to shopping for dildos, there are many options to choose from such as your basic silicone dildos, to your realistic Cyberskin designs with vein textures, to dildos molded after porn stars etc. However, when you want a dildo that is as similar to the real deal as you can possibly get without actually using the real deal, you'll want a money shot so then you may want to learn more about squirting dildos to complete the realism.

Sort of how squirting dildos work lol!

Squirting dildos are commonly called ejaculating dildos or cumming dildos, which allows the user to make the dildo ejaculate (squirt/cum/jizz, you get the picture) when ready.

If you're into experimenting I highly recommend orgasming in public! WTF you say? Check out my vibrating panties guide so you can discreetly orgasm in public. We all like to get a little naughty from time to time!

Summary of my hard work.

Dildo	Rating	Price
Bust It by Doc Johnson Check price at Love Honey	4.7 The high quality option. Good size and the cum actually looks real and the actual cumming function works well. Read review	Mid
Realistic Cumming Dildo Check price at Amazon	4.5 A really great value option. It's a great size. 9 inches overall length with 6.5 inches insertable length.	Low - Mid
Derek Ejaculating dildo Check price at amazon	3.6 Too big. Way too big. Seriously, a 7 inch circumference is monstrous. Read review	Mid
Squirting Dildo with Vibration Check price at amazon	3.5 Vibrations aren't strong enough, like not even close. The odor and taste aren't ideal either... Read review	Mid

Now it’s time to look a little deeper into how these next level dildos work!

What to Look For in a Squirting Dildo

Size

Like any other dildo you buy, you should consider shape, size, and material. If you are new to adult toys or unsure of what size is best, you can always use the cucumber test to accurately determine the size.

A realistic option

Shape

There are different types of shapes, including textures available. Dildos with ridges and bumps create a larger feel, and vein textures are more life-like.

Material

There are various materials, but silicone is among the most common as it is easier to clean and maintain. If you have allergies to certain materials, such as latex you need to consider the materials carefully. Anything that you put inside you must be body safe, it must be phthalate free. Do not buy a dirt cheap option because it could be dangerous to your health.

Color

You can also get a variety of colors

The most common colors available are white, black and brown

How Do Ejaculating Dildos Work?

The main reason you're buying a cumming dildo is for the money shot otherwise it's just a dildo. After you have an idea of what you want aesthetically, prior to purchasing a squirting dildo you should understand how they work, let’s take a look.

Example of the realism of a squirting dildo!

An ejaculating dildo works by ejecting a lubricant or fake cum, which has a similar appearance and texture of semen. The lubricant is designed to safely be ejaculated inside of the vagina, or on the skin. This means you will be able to have the sexual stimulation you desire from a dildo, while having the option to take your stimulation and desires to another level.

The Lubricant/Jizz

The first thing to consider after purchasing your new squirting play toy is, what are you filling it with? There are several areas to consider here, with your health being the first. Like with the material, if you are allergic to any specific lubricants or chemical properties used in certain lubes – Don’t Use Them!

You want to ensure the lube is not only designed for safe use, but safe for you and your new toy. In addition to making sure the lubricant is safe for you, you need to make sure it is safe for your toy (depending on the material). For example, if you purchased a silicone based toy, you want to use lube designed for silicone.

There are many options when it comes to lubricant for ejaculating dildos, and some of them such as the Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating 6-Inch Cock allows you to play around with the recipe! This means you can use your favorite lube, use the included recipe, or create your own based on your desires. There are even flavored lubricants available, just in case you want to practice your oral skills!

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Preparing It

Before you start your play session, you will need to fill the dildo with the semen-like lubricant so it is prepared and ready when you are. A squirting dildo is designed a little different that a regular dildo, that is, it has the added feature of a trigger. Generally, you will find that ejaculating dildos have a hand pump attached to them that allow you to easily trigger the dildo (penis) to ejaculate on command.

Shows the hand pump down the bottom

Although designed to ejaculate, you can choose not to fill a squirting dildo with the lubricant and simply use it as a regular dildo. This is common for those with the occasional fantasy or urge to get messy, but do not want a mess to clean up every time. For more info check out how to use a dildo.

Sometimes though, it's good to get messy.

It's fun to get a little crazy

The Aftermath

While preparing the lube for your big finish, you should consider the aftermath. Once you have had your fun and get that big finish you have been craving, you are left with the task of cleaning up. The clean-up could be simple, messy or no clean up required depending on a few factors. For instance, if you decide not to fill it with lubricant, you will not have any mess, but no squirting finish. If you fill your toy just slightly, you can have a small finish with minimal clean up. However, if you purchased a large ejaculating dildo with the fantasy of getting real naughty and you fill it completely with your semen recipe, things could get quite wild and, well very messy.

If you plan to slightly fill your toy, it should be safe to assume clean-up is easy, but if you are wanting a huge finish then you may want to prep the area prior to starting. For instance, putting a towel or blanket down that can easily be washed afterwards. Having a mattress cover may be a good idea as well, just to be safe.

You'll probably want to shower afterwards. Who knows, you'll might even be singing in the shower.

The happy clean up

Partner Play

Squirting dildos are not just for solo activities, and can be enjoyed by partners as well. When using an ejaculating dildo to get warmed up, your partner can enjoy the pleasures of the lube inside you too. Also, for those with the desire of being extra naughty, it can create the simulation of a threesome and an even larger finish.

Other dildo uses

There are many other uses for dildos you may not have considered. The below youtube vids are obviously jokes but we could all do with more laughter in life!

Squirting Dildo Benefits

For those with fantasies of semen, a squirting dildo allows you to safely and privately fulfill those fantasies, without anyone ever knowing (unless of course you want them to know).
Can increase stimulation during partner play, or spice things up when things start to get old and boring.
Many products allow you to choose the lubricant or semen recipe you prefer, allowing you to customize the experience even further.

Squirting Dildos Disadvantages

The number one disadvantage to these type of toys is likely the aftermath, as it is easy to get lost in the moment and enjoy yourself, but then realize the area looks like the local baker went crazy with the extra glaze…
May not be as discreet as other types of dildos
Unlikely to give you an orgasm. If a g-spot orgasm is what you're after, you can't go past a g-spot vibrator.

If a cumming dildo isn't for you but you still want a dildo, check out my guide to the best dildos.

Best Cumming Dildo in 2019

Most people fail to acknowledge that sexual climax is as important as the initial engagement of sex. For many females the visualization of a man climaxing is a major turn on, so why not get that when you decide to please yourself? In today's tech-savvy world it is possible to recreate this with dildos.

These dildos cum is as real as a man's semen as it ejaculates lube that is as thick and musty scented as the real thing. When purchasing an ejaculating dildo, it is advisable to also buy the lube produced by the same manufacturer so as to avoid any problems with the sex toy.

The following are a few from a wide selection of ejaculating dildos we’d recommend

#1 Bust It – Squirting Realistic Cock by Doc Johnson

For a start, it's made by a reputable company that we all know and love. Anything that is inserted into me has to be body safe and the Bust It ejaculating dildo is phthalate-free and body safe. It's made in America so you know that the quality control process is highly regulated unlike products made overseas.

The first thing I love about it is just how realistic it is. It is absolutely top quality. I also love that it has a suction cap that actually works, so many dildos don't have good quality suction caps. I rode this bad boy without the hassle of having to attach it back to the bench. The suction cap is also removable so if you want to use it without the suction cap you can. Variety is the spice of life! I also love the fact that I'm in complete control, the dildo blows exactly when I want it to, never too early! That makes it a lot of fun because I'm guaranteed to be finished before the dildo has finished.

Oh yeah!

Using a cumming dildo really enhances the experience and I must admit that now most of the time I use a dildo I use the Doc Johnson Bust it because having a cumming dildo really adds to the experience for me. It just wouldn't be sex if there wasn't some mess to clean up at the end.

It includes 1 oz of "Nut butter" which is basically a jizz replacement. I liked it, most of the time the quality of the jizz substitute for ejaculating dildos is really poor but the "Nut butter" is probably as good as you'll get. I haven't got any better.

The total length is just over 9"
Usable length is 7"
Circumference is just under 6"
It comes in 3 colors, white, black and brown.

What we liked

Realistic
Nut butter is realistic and good quality
Reputable brand
Body safe materials
Made in America

What we didn't like

I would have liked it to have come with more nut butter

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#2. Derek Ejaculating dildo

Size of Derek Ejaculating dildo

This one of a kind dildo is among the best you will find in the market. At twelve inches long and over 7 inches of circumference it’s going to take you some time before you can comfortably accommodate its full length and girth. Its realistic detailed craftsmanship from the tip to its shaft are designed to reward your erotic needs but it is just too big for most. If you can accommodate it, you'll have a good time but I'm just not a fan of massive over the top dildos. The ball sack on this dildo holds about half an ounce of liquid, and are easy to fill.

What we liked

Easy to fill with liquid
Looks realistic
Decent price

What we didn't like

Too big
Ejaculate wasn't as realistic as others

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#3. Squirting Dildo with Vibration

This ejaculating dildo needs 2 AA batteries to power it. It is 8.25 inches long and 2 inches wide. You load the dildo with come through suction. Just press the balls while the tip is inside a bowl full of liquid. The dildo can be used as a vibrator as well but because it's so big, the vibrations just aren't good enough for me.

The odor isn't great and neither is the taste. It gets dirty easy and the way it cums isn't great. It works fine with water, but not with lube where as I and most others don't want the cum to be water, we want it to be reasonably realistic.

What we liked

I like novelty and this item has some novelty

What we didn't like

The odour
The taste
Doesn't cum great when filled with realistic jizz. Only works well with water
Vibrations aren't powerful enough

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How to Use a Dildo

January 3, 2019 by Vikki Vines

Dildos are the big do it to yourself in your own way type of sex toy. Unlike vibrators, a dildo will not move by itself. The truth is that it will not do anything that you do not make it do. Which, you can’t really say that a dildo is limited by human form. The fact is that one of the best things about dildos is that they actually come in a variety of sizes and shapes that no human on earth does. With all of these types of options, you would believe that a dildo would come with an instruction manual, but they do not.

Luckily, this is what this is for.

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Before you use a dildo

1. Start with picking the right dildo for you.

Just because a dildo does what you make it do and it does not have any other type of motion on its own, picking the right dildo will be a key point to using it. If you get a dildo that is too big and no matter just how committed or excited that you are, it will not work. If you happen to pick a shape or color that just turns you off, you may find it hard to actually use the dildo. If you are unsure about what type of size you want, then think about the things that you have used before such as penises, fingers, washed vegetables, hair brushes, etc. If you are using a dildo because you have not had penetrated sex, then it is best that you begin with your fingers, if it is possible or a very small toy if you cannot.

2. Lube is required

You’ll need lube

You will always need to use lubricants with any type of sex toy when it comes to penetration. A great choice is using a water based lubricant which works for many. If you happen to be using a dildo that is made from silicone, then be sure that you do not use a silicone based lubricant. You will want to put lubricant inside and outside of your body as well as on the toy. Many toy lubricants are a bit thicker, so it won’t slide right off your toy. You may need to apply more lubricant at some point during your play time.

3. Use a condom on your toy

If you use condoms on your toys, you will reduce your chances of having an allergic reaction to your dildo material as well as it makes cleaning up so much easier. Condoms are also best if you are using your toy for vaginal and anal use or if you believe that you may share your dildo.

4. Picking Anal or Vaginal Dildos

Pick a dildo that you like the look of. It might even be a rainbow unicorn dildo!

You can use all dildos for vaginal use, but there are only some dildos that will be safe for anal use. Those that are meant for anal use will be seamless and smooth and will also have a flared base that will prevent them from slipping into the rectum. You should not use the same dildo in your anus as you do your vagina unless you are using condoms. If you’re new to anal, check out my guide to anal. If you’re new to anal, you have to work up to it, try some anal beads if you’re just starting out with anal play.

5. Inspect the Dildo

Before you ever use your dildo, you will need to take it out of the package and wash it quite well using a toy wash and then check it over carefully. You will need to look for sharp edges or tears. If your dildo is supposed to be waterproof, then look for any pieces missing or holes within the body of your dildo. If you notice anything wrong with it, then return your dildo before you use it.

Actually using a dildo

1. Beginning to use a dildo on your own

Even if you plan to use a dildo with your partner, then it is always best to try out the dildo on yourself on your own first. You will be less self conscious and you will be able to concentrate on how it feels without being distracted by your partner. You want to be sure that you have time and enough privacy before you decide to get down to business.

2. Turning yourself on

Before you try your dildo, you are going to need to turn yourself on like you would do without a dildo. If you are feeling distracted or awkward, it may make penetration much more difficult, so you will need to be relaxed and turned on so that your first time with a dildo will be much smoother.

3. Start out slow

Before you put the dildo inside of you, test out its feel on the outside of your body. You can use it to massage and stimulate your external parts such as nipples, anus, vulva and labia. You should think of it like teasing yourself and building yourself up to being penetrated. Once you start to use the dildo, you want to be sure that you are starting out slow. Take notice to how it feels and how different it is than using your hand or someone else for penetration.

4. Playing with Speed and Rhythm

Once you have gotten comfortable using your dildo, you can begin to experiment with various speeds and rhythms. The great thing about a dildo is that it will do what you want it to so it won’t get a leg cramp or get tired and you can start and stop when you want. You should be able to notice the difference between steady and slow movement and erratic and fast movement. Learn what you like and see what works best for you. Take mental notes and then share it with your partners in the future.

5. Adding Clitoral Stimulation

If your clitoris is within hands reach, then you may find that adding a bit of stimulation there while you are using a dildo will really change the whole feeling for you. Many women enjoy this and although it requires a bit of coordination, the effort is worth it in the end. You can also use a bullet vibe for clitoral stimulation when using a dildo.

Unicorn dildo by Split Peaches review

February 15, 2018 by Vikki Vines

I’m more of a vibrator girl than a dildo girl. One of the big reasons for that comes down to the fact that I don’t like all that many. A dildo has to have something special to get me interested. Even though there’s a lot of variety for dildo’s from glass to suction to strap on etc, I mainly like and use realistic dildos and squirting dildos. Dragon dildos are massive in the industry but I never really liked them. They do not turn me on at all. I’m more of a girly girl so when I found a unicorn dildo by Split Peaches I HAD to have it.

First things first

The first two things I consider when buying a new toy are what’s it made from and what’s the shipping.

The Split Peaches Unicorn horn is hand made in the USA and uses the highest quality body safe 100% Pure Platinum Cure Silicone and is hypoallergenic, phthalates free.

The shipping was discreet and so was the labeling.

Specs

There’s three sizes, small, medium and large.

Small – 6″ Insertable x 1 5/8″ at its thickest at the base
Medium – 8″ Insertable x 2 1/4″ at its thickest at the base
Large – 10″ Insertable x 2.8″ at its thickest at the base

It comes in a range of colors but my favorites were the bright rainbow colors and the pastel colors. I decided on bright colors because after you’ve used realistic dildos time and time again, well, you get bored and I live on variety. It doesn’t matter if it’s food, what I do on the weekends or dildos, I like variety so a colorful unicorn dildo was right up my alley (pun intended).

unicorn horn by Split Peaches

I chose medium because that size generally fits my body well. It bugs me when I get a dildo that’s too big and I can’t accommodate it properly. The unicorn horn tapers from tip to base so it allows for easier entry (the design should work especially well for anal though I haven’t tried it yet for anal as it’s too big for my butt) and mimics what we all perceive a unicorn horn would actually look like. You wouldn’t think that a unicorn horn had the same uniform thickness so kudos to Split Peaches for getting it right. The horn swirls around like you see in most images of unicorns and what we imagine they would look like and it’s important to me that the little details are considered because it helps turns my fantasies into reality. It shows to me that the design was thought about and it wasn’t just some toy that was slapped together without thought just to make money.

The toy flares at the base making it safe for anal use and it’s O-ring harnesses compatible.

Time to go on a magical unicorn ride

It’s on the firm side but that suits me. What would you prefer, a firm dick or a soft dick? I don’t like my dildos to be rock hard like cement but I don’t want my dildo to be like a massive flaccid dick either. Once you get to about the 8 inch mark if a dildo is too soft it gets a little too floppy for my liking so on bigger dildos I prefer them to be on the firmer than the softer side. The firmness should suit most.

The spirals of the horn allow for a fabulous bumping sensation. It’s another reason I appreciate the firmness of the dildo, I get to feel each and every curve as I’m using the dildo. It filled me up beautifully without being uncomfortable and the tapered design worked well for my body.

I was really hoping that it would give me something a little different, a bit of variety, and it delivered. I adore it. It’s my cute girly girl dildo that I turn to when I want something a bit different. I loved the novelty of it. Like every other straight dildo, without a bulbous head or a significant curve it’s not really designed to be used to hit your g-spot but it can be done with a little maneuvering. I don’t really need a toy to have to hit the g-spot, a lot of the time I just love having something inside me that feels great and I just love to use it for the novelty factor. It really helps spice things up.

Cleaning

It’s non-porous, so it’s safer bacteria wise and can be easily sanitized. Because of the spirals on the dildo, just make sure you do get into the crevasses. I just wash mine with warm, soapy water and I’m done.

The ultimate guide to the best dildos

If you are looking to spice up your solo bedroom fun or if you are looking to introduce a toy in to a relationship or if you are trying to survive a business trip, a dildo may be the answer for you. Dildos come in all shapes, sizes, materials, colors and even textures. Today we will focus on manually operated dildos i.e. no batteries, because they are silent and discreet, unlike vibrators which are not as discreet.

Dildos don't have to be boring!

There's so much more to dildos than something shaped like a penis that you use to insert in yourself. I love standard, penis shaped dildos but I also love variety. There's heaps of options when it comes to dildos such as suction caps, ejaculating, strap ons and much more! Keep reading to find out more!

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This article will cover the various types of dildos available today, including material types and what to know when shopping around. It will also cover other things you need to know for your purchase. Of course, the article will end with me offering a list of dildos which I've used and loved to make your life a bit easier for your dildo search. Let’s get going!

This is a long article so iIf you just want to check my main recommendations, check the table below.

Dildo	Thoughts	Price	Usage
Tantus ultra realistic Check price at tantus.com	Best quality, ridiculously realistic Has a harder core and softer outside to allow for more realistic movement. Has a slight curve to it which makes it more pleasurable. Made of 100% ultra-premium silicone. Good size for most	High	Realistic. Comes in uncut and cut versions
Realistic dildo Check price at amazon.com	Great realistic and beginner option Almost 9 inches in total length. 6.5 inches of insertable length. 1.5 inches diameter.	Low - Mid	Realistic,. Beginners. Suction cap.
Beginners Dildo Check price at lovehoney.com	Great beginner option Is realistic in appearance and size so if you're new to dildos and just want one to test the waters with, this is a really good option. 6" length and 4.5" girth.	Mid	Beginners. Suction cap.
King Cock big girth Check price at lovehoney.com	For those that love size It is big at 7" girth which will be perfect for some but it might be too big for many, you might need to work up to it.	Mid	Girthy. A big boy. It's also very realistic. Suction cap
Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo Check price at Split Peaches	For the girly-girl Some times I like a bit of fantasy and being ultra-girly so I pull out the unicorn dildo!	High	Pretty unicorn
Doc Johnson bust it dildo Check price	Looking for some spice? Yep, that's right, it will add some spice to dildo play by blowing when ever you want it to.	Mid	Ejaculating

Types of Dildos

Below is a list of the types of dildos I'll go over in this section to help you figure out which option is best for you:

Penis Shaped
Squirting
Suction Cup
Realistic
Glass
Double Ended
Strap Ons
Large
Jelly
Tantus
Anal
G-Spot
Clone a Willy
Home-made

Penis Shaped Dildos

Standard, penis shaped dildos

These are your standard run of the mill dildos, which are shaped like a penis. When it comes to a dildo, being shaped like a penis is important because, well let’s face it ladies, it feels good. They can be used solo or with a partner. They are available in various skin tone colors or vivid colors like pink. Being standard, they are designed with various types of materials (more on that below).

Squirting dildos

Dildo that "ejaculates"

Just what you'd expect, a dildo that ejaculates. I have an entire squirting dildo guide for you to check out. I find that this type of dildo adds another level of action that I love.

Suction Cup Dildo

Suction dildos can be attached to a hard surface so you can ride it hands free

When you want a toy that is hands free, the suction cup feature is always a plus. These offer the ability of sticking to nearly any flat surface (table, counter, wall, showers, etc.). It increases the amount of fun possibilities! They come in many different shapes and sizes, and materials. Some can vibrate as well, but to remain discreet as possible we’re focusing on standard today.

Realistic Dildos

Example of a realistic dildo

When you want to get close to the real thing without strings or stalkers, this is it. In addition to being penis shaped, these dildos look and feel real. From having textures of veins and skin to being curved with a defined head, the details are what counts here. CyberSkin is a popular material for this type. Really add fun to your solo or couple play!

Glass Dildos

Glass dildo

When you want to introduce temperature play, the glass dildo is at the top of the line. They also have a unique feel when inserted compared to other materials, come in various colors and are easier to clean afterwards. Because glass is not flexible, it remains hard and does not flex as other materials do. They also have different shapes, sizes and textures.

Tip: For temp play, simply place glass dildo in ice water (cold) or warm water (warm) for a few minutes.

Double Ended Dildos

Double the trouble with double ended dildos

The double ended dildo is a common toy between two female partners, as there is a penis and head at each end. Although, many straight couples are starting to experiment too! A ‘U’ shaped one is designed for double penetration (vaginal and anal) for solo play. There are some which offer a different shape, size or texture on each end, giving you two options in one. As with others, these also come in various shapes, sizes and materials.

Strap On Dildos

Strap on dildos are popular amongst lesbians

When you want to experiment, or increase things in the bedroom many go for a strap-on. These are used between straight couples and lesbians alike. Commonly used for roleplay, they come in various shapes, sizes, colors, and materials. Another benefit, many harnesses are universal and fit more than one dildo and/or vibrator which allows you to easily increase your collection later.

Large Dildos

Some love large dildos

That’s right, there is a category all to its self for these massive size dildos. When average and standard are not in your vocabulary, you may want to check out a large dildo. They are made with various materials, shapes, and of curse sizes. Looking for that foot long, or larger? This is your category.

Jelly Dildos

Jelly dildos allow you to get a bit crazy with the design

Sounds good enough to eat, don’t it? This type of dildo is very flexible, and soft. These are popular due to their versatility, because they are firm, but have enough flex to do what you want with. You will find these in various sizes, colors, textures and shapes.

Tantus Dildos

Tantus are a popular company in the dildo world

These 100% pure silicone dildos are great. They are designed to be high quality, durable and ensure a pleasurable stimulation for both male and females with sensitive skin. Great option for those with delicate skin looking for a toy. They come in various shapes, sizes and colors.

Anal Dildos

Anal dildos - you'll need some lube handy!

These are a popular option for solo or couple play. Designed with a base to ensure safety, they come in various shapes and sizes, some have beads others look like a cone. There is a large range for preferences, from small plug to massive. If you're new to anal, you don't want to start with a dildo, it will be way too big. Check out my guide on how to prepare for anal sex for beginners and also anal beads are a better option for beginners.

You'll need lube for an anal dildo

G-Spot Dildos

Designed to stimulate the g-spot

These dildos are designed to have a bit of a curve that will help it position right at the g-spot for an intense sensation every time you use it. They can come in different shapes, sizes and colors, but always have a slight curve in one way or another. Check out my article on g-spot vibrators which can give you that g-spot stimulation you're after. The below youtube vid will help you hit the right spot.

Clone a Willy Dildo

Want your partner but he's not around? Try clone-a-willy

This one is like it sounds, when you want a clone of a partner’s willy you can clone that thing and have it anytime, anywhere! This one varies in shape, size and texture based on your partner’s member, obviously.

Home-made

Many people hate the idea of getting "caught" with a dildo so would rather try a home made version. Check out my article on home-made dildos.

So that's a list of all the different types of dildos. There are of course many uses that you may not have considered for dildos. The below videos from youtube are obviously purely for humor but hey, we all need some more laughs in life.

Types of Dildo Materials

The first dildos were made of stone and date back 28,000 years - check out the first dildo discovered 28,000 years ago:

Image courtesy of MICHAEL LATZ/AFP/Getty Images

Fortunately for the modern woman, we have many more options to choose from:

Silicone

This is among the most popular materials due to safety and feel. It is more expensive than others, but offer a smooth velvety feeling. They heat with to body temperature quickly, and come in a range of color options. They can be harder to maintain when not in use, as many have specific storing instructions.

Rubber

Due to an entire fetish around this material, it has become one of the more popular materials used with adult toys. It is also less expensive, and comes in various colors. It also offers the benefit of being firm.

Jelly

The jelly toys are popular due to being firm and flexible at the same time. The feel is a bit squishy, and they are elegant in appearance. They can also come scented, which many prefer over the smell of silicone or rubber. Available in a range of colors, they warm quickly and insert easily.

Leather

This is another material that has a fantasy surrounding it, and adult toys are often hand made. It is more common to locate leather cock rings or other adult items, but leather dildos have been known to become available. When they do, they can be rough or smooth based on the leather used.

Cyberskin

This is one of the most recent advances in adult toy material. It offers the user the closest feeling possible to realistic skin, without being attached to a guy. It is soft, squishy, smooth, and flexible, but firm.

Glass

This is another material that is becoming more popular in recent years. Glass offers the smoothest surface out of any material used, but that is only one benefit. They can be created in all shapes and colors, and because many are hand blown, they are more like a piece of art than a dildo. They tend to be more expensive due to this, and they can last a lifetime.

For safety reasons, they are created to be very strong to reduce breaking. Just be sure you purchase from a reputable brand or company. As a test, we have even banged two glass dildos together and not even a chip occurred.

Acrylic

These are another ‘work of art’ type of material. When you want a unique looking dildos or toy, such as an icicle, raindrop or a princess, acrylic is the way to go. They offer a very discreet toy because they can look casual, like a piece of art you would sit on the shelf, not a sex toy in your night stand.

The down side is, it has no flex because it’s a solid material, and takes a while to warm to body temperatures. Many buy acrylic sex toys just for the looks alone, talk about a unique art collection!

Some of the Best Dildos

To get the best use out of a dildo and some usage tips, check out how to use a dildo. Now that we have covered the many types of dildos, and the various types of materials they are created or, it is time to get you started with a list of some popular dildos. Let’s get to it.

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Look no further than Tantus

If you want the best, you can't go past Tantus. I've tried dozens of different dildos and Tantus easily make the best quality. Sure, you have to pay a premium price but it's absolutely worth it. Most of the time I prefer realistic dildos and Tantus make the most realistic.

My favorite Tantus dildo is the uncut #1. It features a super soft(TM) outer layer but has a firm inner core. So it's soft without being too flexible that it gets easily put out of shape. It's slightly curved which allows for easier and greater g-spot stimulation. The wrinkles, the veins, the skin make it ultra-realistic which is something you don't get with other, cheaper brands. The difference in the quality of materials between a premium dildo and a budget dildo are incredible.

I also like a company with a conscious.

The product is:

Eco-Friendly
Hypoallergenic
Hygienic
Boilable
Bleachable
Dishwasher Safe
100% safe for your body
They're also hand made so you know that care has been taken in the process of creating the dildo.

Tantus makes premium dildos, it's the Cadillac of dildos.

https://www.tantusinc.com/

Below I'll go over some less expensive options for those on a budget.

Lovehoney Curved 7-Inch Dildo with Suction Cup - $26.99

Lovehoney Curved 7-Inch Dildo with Suction Cup

This is a 7-inch dildo that combines several features, including a curve design for g-spot stimulation and a suction cup for hands free fun. It is created with silicone ensuring safety and pleasure. The head is considered semi-realistic. The curve can also be used for prostate play.

For those looking at strap-on fun, it is compatible with strap-on harnesses. Although this is not a vibrator, if you decide you want vibration, you can place a bullet vibrator inside the base and get vibrations, so it can be a 2-in-1 dildo.

Features are:

7-inches in length
6.5-inches insertable
The girth is 4.75-Inch
The base diameter is 2.5-inches, while the Oring diameter is 1.5-inches
It is firm
Designed from silicone
Can be submerged in water
It does not contain phthalates or latex

https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=30709

Doc Johnson 8-Inch Realistic Jelly Jewels Dildo with Suction Cup - $18.99

The Doc Johnson brand is known for providing a range of fun and safe products, and this is no different. You will find that this 8-Inch dildo is just that, as the full 8 inches is insertable, with flared ends to ensure safety.

Doc Johnson jelly dildo

The head is another focus point, with four firm ridges along the shaft to really increase the pleasure of each session. It’s also clear, offering a ‘window’ into each twist, thrust, and moan. Great for both solo and couples, while being affordable so most Doc Johnson products are.

The flared base also makes this dildo compatible with strap-on harnesses in addition to safety. It is flexible, made from PVC, and can be submerged in water.

Features:

It measures 8 inches, being fully insertable
The girth is 4.75-inches
2-inch base diameter
O-ring diameter of 1.5-inches
It does not contain phthalates or latex
Made in the USA

https://www.amazon.com/Jelly-Jewels-Dong-Suction-Dildo/dp/B00162WZ04

Don Wand Real Tip Rocket Glass Dildo

When you are wanting an extremely smooth experience or play around with temperature play, this Don Wand glass dildo is a popular choice. As mentioned earlier, these things are like a work of art and this one resembles a lava lamp, with beads of red floating through it.

Don Wand Glass Dildo

It measures 7.5-inches in length, with a girth of 1.25-inch and 1.5-inch at the end. It is made from glass, so it is not flexible, but easier to clean and maintain. Although glass dildos are created to be strong and durable, it is always good to inspect prior to use, each time.

https://www.amazon.com/Don-Wand-Pleasure-Mushroom-Sweetheart/dp/B0019LV5FS

Galaxy G Arylic G-Spot Dildo - $22

When you are looking to start or expand your collection with something a little out of the ordinary, then this one is for you. This dildo is made from acrylic, and features multiple levels of texture for enhanced pleasure and sensation.

Galaxy G Acrylic G-Spot Dildo

In addition to looking different, it can be used for solo or couple play. You can use either end for inserting and pleasuring the g-spot. Depending on which end you use, the sensation and pressure will vary as one is a bead and the other is more of a cone shape.

Because it is designed from acrylic, it is not flexible and offers a solid piece. It is easy to clean, and maintain. This is great as it means it will last you much longer than other types of toys.

You can use it for temperature play, by placing it in warm or cold water for a few minutes. Prior to using, ensure to check for temperature to make sure it is not too hot. Do not place in freezer, oven or microwave as this can damage the toy (or microwave).

It measures 9.5-inches, with a girth around 1.5-inches.

Other dildos I've reviewed but didn't make the cut
Dimple twist glass dildo
Blue moon glass dildo
Hephaistos glass dildo
Discontinued Dildos
Toy joy glass pink pacifier
Adam and Eve handmaiden the original
Metal worx double trouble
Icicles blue spiral glass dildo no 9

How to make a dildo

December 9, 2016 by Vikki Vines

Predicting when we will be in the mood is not always possible, so it’s hard to be ready all the time. When you are suddenly taken over by the mood, but don’t have your handy toy with you, there are other ways of enjoying the moment. You might not have your toy with you because you’re on vacation or maybe you’re too embarrassed to buy one or maybe you just want to try a dildo for the first time and see if it’s for you. Maybe you’re trying to explore your g-spot? If you want to try find your g-spot, my g-spot vibrator article can help you hit the right spot.

There are many different instances where getting caught with a dildo could be embarrassing such as could you imagine getting caught with a vibrator or dildo by airport security?

Or maybe someone finds your hidden dildo?

The first thing I want to do though is to go over health concerns.

Avoid infection – use a condom. The reason is that there could be bacteria on any of the objects you use and you’re sticking them in a very private part so you want to make sure you don’t get some sort of bacterial infection down there.
Avoid breakage. The other consideration is that if you’re in the throes of passion, the object you’re using as a dildo could break and you could end up with some sort of object stuck in there which could make for a very awkward emergency room visit.
Avoid pointy items. Surely it goes without saying but don’t put anything that’s pointy that can scratch your insides. Only use smooth objects.

So now it’s diy dildo time. You simply have to be creative and make your own dildo! Below are some ways to make homemade dildos from everyday objects, and some advice on how to safely use them.

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Cucumber

If you are home, don’t have a toy and really in the mood this is one fruit that works great. You will find the best homemade dildos are those that resemble the real deal, long and round. Cucumbers are stiff and sturdy, making it better for the job than compared to others food related objects, such as banana’s.

You’ll never look at cucumbers the same way

To use it, simply grab it from your fridge, place a condom on it, add lube if needed and go to town. Other than maybe rinsing it really good prior to use, there’s nothing for prepping it.

Banana

While not as sturdy as a cucumber, banana’s work well as a second option. The downfall is that banana’s go soft pretty quick, but in a hurry it works and it’s shaped similar to the real thing, so bonus points.

If you can, use a banana that hasn’t become ripe yet as it will be firmer, place a condom on it and start your fun. You will want to wash the peel first to ensure it’s clean. You should pay attention to the end as well, they can be sharp.

Hairbrush

This is an object that most people have laying around, if not several. It’s not food so it won’t go stale, and the handles are usually stiff so you won’t have to worry about it going soft!

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

For use, simply wash it as usual to ensure it’s clean, and place a condom over it. You are ready to go!

Electric Toothbrush

If you don’t have a hairbrush, or you don’t like the texture of the handle, an electric toothbrush is another alternative. You can use your electric toothbrush as a makeshift vibrator to really arouse your clit, or add some kick and insert it.

For use, you should wash it, then place a condom over it like any other object. As it can be sharp, you should avoid being forceful with it.

Alternative: If you’re into anal play, the end of a basic toothbrush works as a homemade toy for anal enjoyment. Simply wash and use a condom with lube.

Wrapping up

While the above will do the job, nothing really compares to purchasing a great dildo because they’re specifically designed to get the job done. They’re more hygienic, they’re shaped better, they’re just better.

Dildo’s have actually been used for thousands of years, check out this pic:

SCHELKLINGEN, Germany: Archaeologist Petra Kieselbach of Germany holds a 28,000 years old stone phallus which has been discovered in a cave in Baden-Wuertemberg in southern Germany, during a press conference in Schelklingen 25 July 2005. In assembling 14 stone fragments, found last year in the Hohle Fels cave, archeologists rebuilt the phallus, which is 20 centimeters (eight inches) long and three centimeters wide. AFP PHOTO DDP/MICHAEL LATZ GERMANY OUT (Photo credit should read MICHAEL LATZ/AFP/Getty Images)

with the first dildo’s dating back to 28,000 BC! That is a long line of masturbators, and with that timeline adult toy’s we are familiar with today have only been in existence for a short time. Before BOBs (battery operated boyfriends), women had to be creative!

Dildo’s aren’t the only homemade toys you can make. Check out my article on common household items that can be used as vibrators.

Don Wand Bent Graduate

March 22, 2016 by Vikki Vines

The Don Wand Bent Graduate is the first time I’ve tried a glass sex toy. I’m a fan of vibrators rather than dildos, and all the dildos I have used have been of the realistic variety. The idea of a glass sex toy was something that never got me going, so I went into this review with a little skepticism…

This dildo is shaped to be used as a g-spot dildo, although with it’s ribbed handle it can also be used as an anal toy.

The Bent Graduate comes in a clear plastic package containing the dildo, a sample of lubricant, care instructions and a storage pouch. The storage pouch is made of pink faux-velvet with a padded lining to protect your toy from bumps and scratches.

This glass dildo is made from solid Pyrex, which is smooth and non-porous. One of the great things about Pyrex over regular glass is that it can withstand greater amounts of heat, meaning that you can heat it up or cool it down without the worry of it breaking. It’s also safer as rather than cracking and splintering like regular glass is just breaks. Pyrex glass is a very rigid material so care should be taken when inserting and/or thrusting this sex toy.

The design is very simple, which is actually what makes this toy so great. It’s about 7 inches long and curved for easy g-spot stimulation. The curve is almost a full 90 degrees making it easy to apply the necessary amount of pressure on your g-spot during play. Each end is about 3 inches long and 4 inches around. The g-spot stimulating end has a bulb at the tip, while the ‘handle’ end has 4 bulges, this end can also be used for insertion either vaginally or anally.

Cleaning instructions are included and, like most other glass sex toys, it’s very easy to care for. It can be cleaned with soapy water, or sterilized by boiling in a mild bleach solution. It’s also safe to use any kind of lubricant with it.

It should be noted that, as with all glass toys, you need to inspect it before and after use for any possible cracks or chips as these can be dangerous if gone unnoticed.

The Bent Graduate from Don Wand is very simple to use. I applied the included sample of WET lubricant and inserted the head, finding my g-spot and applying the perfect amount of pressure was simple and it’s length meant that the first bulge on the handle was nestled perfectly against my clit, providing double the stimulation I was expecting from this! Because of it’s rigidity I took it easy when thrusting, but managed to get the perfect rhythm going without too much effort. After orgasming very easily with this end I turned it around and gave the handle a go, this didn’t provide any kind of g-spot or clitoral stimulation but the ridges made for a nice sensation during insertion.

I tried the toy anally inserting the handle and the bulges feel wonderful. They could have been larger to provide more stimulation, however as this isn’t primarily designed as an anal sex toy I won’t hold that against it.

It’s size and ease of use would make the Don Wand Bent Graduate a perfect glass sex toy for a beginner, it was in fact my first glass sex toy and I was thoroughly impressed with it and shall be eagerly awaiting the next one that I get to review!

What to Look For in a Squirting Dildo

Size

Shape

Material

Color

How Do Ejaculating Dildos Work?

The Lubricant/Jizz

Preparing It

The Aftermath

Partner Play

Other dildo uses

Squirting Dildo Benefits

Squirting Dildos Disadvantages

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Before you use a dildo

1. Start with picking the right dildo for you.

2. Lube is required

3. Use a condom on your toy

4. Picking Anal or Vaginal Dildos

5. Inspect the Dildo

Actually using a dildo

1. Beginning to use a dildo on your own

2. Turning yourself on

3. Start out slow

4. Playing with Speed and Rhythm

5. Adding Clitoral Stimulation

First things first

Specs

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Types of Dildos

Penis Shaped Dildos

Suction Cup Dildo

Realistic Dildos

Glass Dildos

Double Ended Dildos

Strap On Dildos

Large Dildos

Jelly Dildos

Tantus Dildos

Anal Dildos

G-Spot Dildos

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Home-made

Types of Dildo Materials

Silicone

Rubber

Jelly

Leather

Cyberskin

Glass

Acrylic

Some of the Best Dildos

Look no further than Tantus

Lovehoney Curved 7-Inch Dildo with Suction Cup - $26.99

Doc Johnson 8-Inch Realistic Jelly Jewels Dildo with Suction Cup - $18.99

Don Wand Real Tip Rocket Glass Dildo

Galaxy G Arylic G-Spot Dildo - $22

Cucumber

Banana

Hairbrush

Electric Toothbrush

Wrapping up

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