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Unicorn dildo by Split Peaches review

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I’m more of a vibrator girl than a dildo girl.  One of the big reasons for that comes down to the fact that I don’t like all that many.  A dildo has to have something special to get me interested.  Even though there’s a lot of variety for dildo’s from glass to suction to strap on etc, I mainly like and use realistic dildos and squirting dildos.  Dragon dildos are massive in the industry but I never really liked them.  They do not turn me on at all.  I’m more of a girly girl so when I found a unicorn dildo by Split Peaches I HAD to have it.

First things first

The first two things I consider when buying a new toy are what’s it made from and what’s the shipping.

The Split Peaches Unicorn horn is hand made in the USA and uses the highest quality body safe 100% Pure Platinum Cure Silicone and is hypoallergenic, phthalates free.

The shipping was discreet and so was the labeling.

Specs

There’s three sizes, small, medium and large.

  • Small – 6″ Insertable x 1 5/8″ at its thickest at the base
  • Medium – 8″ Insertable x 2 1/4″ at its thickest at the base
  • Large – 10″ Insertable x 2.8″ at its thickest at the base

It comes in a range of colors but my favorites were the bright rainbow colors and the pastel colors.  I decided on bright colors because after you’ve used realistic dildos time and time again, well, you get bored and I live on variety.  It doesn’t matter if it’s food, what I do on the weekends or dildos, I like variety so a colorful unicorn dildo was right up my alley (pun intended).

unicorn horn - large - rainbow

unicorn horn by Split Peaches

I chose medium because that size generally fits my body well.  It bugs me when I get a dildo that’s too big and I can’t accommodate it properly.  The unicorn horn tapers from tip to base so it allows for easier entry (the design should work especially well for anal though I haven’t tried it yet for anal as it’s too big for my butt) and mimics what we all perceive a unicorn horn would actually look like.  You wouldn’t think that a unicorn horn had the same uniform thickness so kudos to Split Peaches for getting it right.  The horn swirls around like you see in most images of unicorns and what we imagine they would look like and it’s important to me that the little details are considered because it helps turns my fantasies into reality.  It shows to me that the design was thought about and it wasn’t just some toy that was slapped together without thought just to make money.

The toy flares at the base making it safe for anal use and it’s O-ring harnesses compatible.

Time to go on a magical unicorn ride

It’s on the firm side but that suits me.  What would you prefer, a firm dick or a soft dick?  I don’t like my dildos to be rock hard like cement but I don’t want my dildo to be like a massive flaccid dick either.  Once you get to about the 8 inch mark if a dildo is too soft it gets a little too floppy for my liking so on bigger dildos I prefer them to be on the firmer than the softer side.  The firmness should suit most.

The spirals of the horn allow for a fabulous bumping sensation.  It’s another reason I appreciate the firmness of the dildo, I get to feel each and every curve as I’m using the dildo.  It filled me up beautifully without being uncomfortable and the tapered design worked well for my body.

I was really hoping that it would give me something a little different, a bit of variety, and it delivered.  I adore it.  It’s my cute girly girl dildo that I turn to when I want something a bit different.  I loved the novelty of it.  Like every other straight dildo, without a bulbous head or a significant curve it’s not really designed to be used to hit your g-spot but it can be done with a little maneuvering.  I don’t really need a toy to have to hit the g-spot, a lot of the time I just love having something inside me that feels great and I just love to use it for the novelty factor.  It really helps spice things up.

Cleaning

It’s non-porous, so it’s safer bacteria wise and can be easily sanitized.  Because of the spirals on the dildo, just make sure you do get into the crevasses.  I just wash mine with warm, soapy water and I’m done.

 

 

Squirting Dildo Guide

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​When it comes to shopping for dildos, there are many options to choose from such as your basic silicone dildos, to your realistic Cyberskin designs with vein textures, to dildos molded after porn stars etc.  However, when you want a dildo that is as similar to the real deal as you can possibly get without actually using the real deal, you'll want a money shot so then you may want to learn more about squirting dildos to complete the realism.

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​Sort of how squirting dildos work lol!

​Squirting dildos are commonly called ejaculating dildos or cumming dildos, which allows the user to make the dildo ejaculate (squirt/cum/jizz, you get the picture) when ready.

If you're into experimenting I highly recommend orgasming in public!  WTF you say?  Check out my vibrating panties guide so you can discreetly orgasm in public.  We all like to get a little naughty from time to time!

Summary of my hard work.

DildoRatingPrice
Bust It by Doc Johnson
Doc Johnson Bust it squirting realistic dildo set
Check price at Love Honey		4.7

Easily the best option.

Good size and the cum actually looks real and the actual cumming function works well.

Read review		Mid
Derek Ejaculating dildo
Derek ejaculating dildo size
Check price at amazon		3.6

Too big. Way too big. Seriously, a 7 inch circumference is monstrous.

Read review		Mid
Squirting Dildo with Vibration
SexFlesh ejaculating dildo
Check price at amazon		3.5

Vibrations aren't strong enough, like not even close. The odor and taste aren't ideal either...

Read review		Mid

​Now ​it’s time to look a little deeper into how these next level dildos work!

What to Look For in a Squirting Dildo

Size

Like any other dildo you buy, you should consider shape, size, and material. If you are new to adult toys or unsure of what size is best, you can always use the cucumber test to accurately determine the size.

doc johnson ejaculating dildo

A realistic option

Shape

There are different types of shapes, including textures available. Dildos with ridges and bumps create a larger feel, and vein textures are more life-like.

Material

There are various materials, but silicone is among the most common as it is easier to clean and maintain. If you have allergies to certain materials, such as latex you need to consider the materials carefully.  Anything that you put inside you must be body safe, it must be phthalate free.  Do not buy a dirt cheap option because it could be dangerous to your health.

Color

You can also get a variety of colors

Black squirting dildo

The most common colors available are white, black and brown

How Do Ejaculating Dildos Work?

The main reason you're buying a cumming dildo is for the money shot otherwise it's just a dildo.  After you have an idea of what you want aesthetically, prior to purchasing a squirting dildo you should understand how they work, let’s take a look.

ejaculating dildo

Example of the realism of a squirting dildo!

An ejaculating dildo works by ejecting a lubricant, which has a similar appearance and texture of semen.  The lubricant is designed to safely be ejaculated inside of the vagina, or on the skin. This means you will be able to have the sexual stimulation you desire from a dildo, while having the option to take your stimulation and desires to another level.

The Lubricant/Jizz

The first thing to consider after purchasing your new squirting play toy is, what are you filling it with? There are several areas to consider here, with your health being the first. Like with the material, if you are allergic to any specific lubricants or chemical properties used in certain lubes – Don’t Use Them!

You want to ensure the lube is not only designed for safe use, but safe for you and your new toy. In addition to making sure the lubricant is safe for you, you need to make sure it is safe for your toy (depending on the material). For example, if you purchased a silicone based toy, you want to use lube designed for silicone.

There are many options when it comes to lubricant for ejaculating dildos, and some of them such as the Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating 6-Inch Cock allows you to play around with the recipe! This means you can use your favorite lube, use the included recipe, or create your own based on your desires. There are even flavored lubricants available, just in case you want to practice your oral skills!

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​I'm listening

Preparing It

Before you start your play session, you will need to fill the dildo with the semen-like lubricant so it is prepared and ready when you are. A squirting dildo is designed a little different that a regular dildo, that is, it has the added feature of a trigger. Generally, you will find that ejaculating dildos have a hand pump attached to them that allow you to easily trigger the dildo (penis) to ejaculate on command.

King cock cumming dildo

Shows the hand pump down the bottom

Although designed to ejaculate, you can choose not to fill a squirting dildo with the lubricant and simply use it as a regular dildo. This is common for those with the occasional fantasy or urge to get messy, but do not want a mess to clean up every time.  For more info check out how to use a dildo.

Sometimes though, it's good to get messy.

mandy lee squirt

​It's fun to get a little crazy

The Aftermath

While preparing the lube for your big finish, you should consider the aftermath. Once you have had your fun and get that big finish you have been craving, you are left with the task of cleaning up. The clean-up could be simple, messy or no clean up required depending on a few factors. For instance, if you decide not to fill it with lubricant, you will not have any mess, but no squirting finish. If you fill your toy just slightly, you can have a small finish with minimal clean up. However, if you purchased a large ejaculating dildo with the fantasy of getting real naughty and you fill it completely with your semen recipe, things could get quite wild and, well very messy.

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If you plan to slightly fill your toy, it should be safe to assume clean-up is easy, but if you are wanting a huge finish then you may want to prep the area prior to starting. For instance, putting a towel or blanket down that can easily be washed afterwards. Having a mattress cover may be a good idea as well, just to be safe.

You'll probably want to shower afterwards.  Who knows, you'll might even be singing in the shower.

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​The happy clean up

Partner Play

Squirting dildos are not just for solo activities, and can be enjoyed by partners as well. When using an ejaculating dildo to get warmed up, your partner can enjoy the pleasures of the lube inside you too. Also, for those with the desire of being extra naughty, it can create the simulation of a threesome and an even larger finish.

Other dildo uses

​​There are many other uses for dildos you may not have considered.  ​The below youtube vids are obviously jokes but we could all do with more laughter in life!

Squirting Dildo Benefits

  • For those with fantasies of semen, a squirting dildo allows you to safely and privately fulfill those fantasies, without anyone ever knowing (unless of course you want them to know).
  • Can increase stimulation during partner play, or spice things up when things start to get old and boring.
  • Many products allow you to choose the lubricant or semen recipe you prefer, allowing you to customize the experience even further.

Squirting Dildos Disadvantages

  • The number one disadvantage to these type of toys is likely the aftermath, as it is easy to get lost in the moment and enjoy yourself, but then realize the area looks like the local baker went crazy with the extra glaze…
  • May not be as discreet as other types of dildos
  • Unlikely to give you an orgasm.  If a g-spot orgasm is what you're after, you can't go past a g-spot vibrator.

If a cumming dildo isn't for you but you still want a dildo, check out my guide to the best dildos.

Best Cumming Dildo in 2018

​Most people fail to acknowledge that sexual climax is as important as the initial engagement of sex. For many females the visualization of a man climaxing is a major turn on, so why not get that when you decide to please yourself?  In today's tech-savvy world it is possible to recreate this with dildos.

These dildos cum is as real as a man's semen as it ejaculates lube that is as thick and musty scented as the real thing.  When purchasing an ejaculating dildo, it is advisable to also buy the lube produced by the same manufacturer so as to avoid any problems with the sex toy.

Megh

​The following are a few from a wide selection of ejaculating dildos we’d recommend

#1 Bust It – Squirting Realistic Cock by Doc Johnson

For a start, it's made by a reputable company that we all know and love.  Anything that is inserted into me has to be body safe and the Bust It ejaculating dildo is phthalate-free and body safe.  It's made in America so you know that the quality control process is highly regulated unlike products made overseas.

Doc Johnson Bust it squirting realistic dildo

The first thing I love about it is just how realistic it is.  It is absolutely top quality.  I also love that it has a suction cap that actually works, so many dildos don't have good quality suction caps.  I rode this bad boy without the hassle of having to attach it back to the bench.  The suction cap is also removable so if you want to use it without the suction cap you can.  Variety is the spice of life!  I also love the fact that I'm in complete control, the dildo blows exactly when I want it to, never too early!  That makes it a lot of fun because I'm guaranteed to be finished before the dildo has finished.

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​Oh yeah!

Using a cumming dildo really enhances the experience and I must admit that now most of the time I use a dildo I use the Doc Johnson Bust it because having a cumming dildo really adds to the experience for me.  It just wouldn't be sex if there wasn't some mess to clean up at the end.

It includes 1 oz of "Nut butter" which is basically a jizz replacement.  I liked it, most of the time the quality of the jizz substitute for ejaculating dildos is really poor but the "Nut butter" is probably as good as you'll get.  I haven't got any better.

  • The total length is just over 9"
  • Usable length is 7"
  • Circumference is just under 6"
  • It comes in 3 colors, white, black and brown.

​What we liked

  • ​Realistic
  • ​Nut butter is realistic and good quality
  • ​Reputable brand
  • ​Body safe materials
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    Made in America

​What we didn't like

  • ​I would have liked it to have come with more nut butter​
​Check price

#2. Derek Ejaculating dildo

Derek ejaculating dildo size

​Size of Derek Ejaculating dildo

​This one of a kind dildo is among the best you will find in the market. At twelve inches long and over 7 inches of circumference it’s going to take you some time before you can comfortably accommodate its full length and girth. Its realistic detailed craftsmanship from the tip to its shaft are designed to reward your erotic needs but it is just too big for most.  If you can accommodate it, you'll have a good time but I'm just not a fan of massive over the top dildos.  The ball sack on this dildo holds about half an ounce of liquid, and are easy to fill.​​​​

Derek ejaculating dildo

​What we liked

  • Easy to fill with liquid
  • Looks realistic
  • Decent price

​What we didn't like

  • Too big
  • Ejaculate wasn't as realistic as others
​Check price

#3. Squirting Dildo with Vibration

​​This ejaculating dildo needs 2 AA batteries to power it. It is 8.25 inches long and 2 inches wide. You load the dildo with come through suction.  Just press the balls while the tip is inside a bowl full of liquid. The dildo can be used as a vibrator as well but because it's so big, the vibrations just aren't good enough for me.

SexFlesh ejaculating dildo

​The odor isn't great and neither is the taste.  It gets dirty easy and the way it cums isn't great.  It works fine with water, but not with lube where as I and most others don't want the cum to be water, we want it to be reasonably realistic.  

​What we liked

  • ​I like novelty and this item has some novelty

​What we didn't like

  • ​The odour
  • The taste
  • Doesn't cum great when filled with realistic jizz. Only works well with water
  • Vibrations aren't powerful enough
​Check price

The ultimate guide to the best dildos

If ​you are looking to ​spice up your solo bedroom fun or if you are looking to introduce a toy in to a relationship or if you are trying to survive a business trip, ​a ​dildo may be the answer for you.  ​Dildos come in all shapes, sizes, materials, colors and even textures. Today we will focus on manually operated dildos i.e. no batteries, because they are silent and discreet, unlike vibrators which are not as discreet.

​Dildos don't have to be boring! 

There's so much more to ​dildos than something ​shaped like a penis that you use to insert in yourself.  I love standard, penis shaped dildos but I also love variety.  There's heaps of options ​when it comes to dildos such as suction caps, ejaculating, strap ons and much more!  Keep reading to find out more!

Have I got your attention

​I'm listening

​This article will cover the various types of dildos available today, including material types and what to know when shopping around. It will also cover other things ​you need to know for your purchase.  Of course, the article will end ​with me offering a list of dildos which I've used and loved to make your life a bit easier for your dildo search.​  Let’s get going!

This is a long article so iIf you just want to ​check my main ​recommendations​, check the table below.

DildoThoughtsPriceUsage
Tantus ultra realistic
Uncut Tantus
Check price at tantus.com
Best quality, ridiculously realistic

Has a harder core and softer outside to allow for more realistic movement. Has a slight curve to it which makes it more pleasurable. Made of 100% ultra-premium silicone. Good size for most		HighRealistic. Comes in uncut and cut versions
Beginners Dildo
Beginners - realistic
Check price at lovehoney.com		Great beginner option

Is realistic in appearance and size so if you're new to dildos and just want one to test the waters with, this is a really good option. 6" length and 4.5" girth.		MidBeginners.
Suction cap.
King Cock big girth
Realistic - girthy
Check price at lovehoney.com		For those that love size

It is big at 7" girth which will be perfect for some but it might be too big for many, you might need to work up to it.		MidGirthy. A big boy.
It's also very realistic.
Suction cap
Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo
unicorn horn - large - rainbow
Check price at Split Peaches		For the girly-girl

Some times I like a bit of fantasy and being ultra-girly so I pull out the unicorn dildo!		HighPretty unicorn
Doc Johnson bust it dildo
Doc Johnson Bust it squirting realistic dildo set
Check price		Looking for some spice?

Yep, that's right, it will add some spice to dildo play by blowing when ever you want it to.		MidEjaculating

Types of Dildos

​Below is a list of the types of dildos I'll go over in this section to help you figure out which option is best for you:

  • Penis Shaped
  • Squirting
  • Suction Cup
  • Realistic
  • Glass
  • Double Ended
  • Strap Ons
  • Large
  • Jelly
  • Tantus
  • Anal
  • G-Spot
  • Clone a Willy
  • Home-made

Penis Shaped Dildos

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​Standard, penis shaped dildos

These are your standard run of the mill dildos, which are shaped like a penis. When it comes to a dildo, being shaped like a penis is important because, well let’s face it ladies, it feels good. They can be used solo or with a partner. They are available in various skin tone colors or vivid colors like pink. Being standard, they are designed with various types of materials (more on that below).

Squirting dildos

Doc Johnson Bust it squirting realistic dildo set

Dildo that "ejaculates"

Just what you'd expect, a dildo that ejaculates.  I have an entire squirting dildo guide for you to check out.  I find that this type of dildo adds another level of action that I love.

Suction Cup Dildo

Suction Cup Dildo 2

​Suction dildos can be attached to a hard surface so you can ride it hands free

When you want a toy that is hands free, the suction cup feature is always a plus. These offer the ability of sticking to nearly any flat surface (table, counter, wall, showers, etc.). It increases the amount of fun possibilities! They come in many different shapes and sizes, and materials. Some can vibrate as well, but to remain discreet as possible we’re focusing on standard today.

Realistic Dildos

Realistic Dildo 1

​Example of a realistic dildo

When you want to get close to the real thing without strings or stalkers, this is it. In addition to being penis shaped, these dildos look and feel real. From having textures of veins and skin to being curved with a defined head, the details are what counts here. CyberSkin is a popular material for this type.  Really add fun to your solo or couple play!

Glass Dildos

Don Wand Real Tip Rocket Glass Dildo

Glass dildo

When you want to introduce temperature play, the glass dildo is at the top of the line. They also have a unique feel when inserted compared to other materials, come in various colors and are easier to clean afterwards. Because glass is not flexible, it remains hard and does not flex as other materials do. They also have different shapes, sizes and textures.

Tip: For temp play, simply place glass dildo in ice water (cold) or warm water (warm) for a few minutes.

Double Ended Dildos

Double Ended Dildo

​Double the trouble with double ended dildos

The double ended dildo is a common toy between two female partners, as there is a penis and head at each end. Although, many straight couples are starting to experiment too! A ‘U’ shaped one is designed for double penetration (vaginal and anal) for solo play. There are some which offer a different shape, size or texture on each end, giving you two options in one. As with others, these also come in various shapes, sizes and materials.

Strap On Dildos

Strap On Dildo 1

​Strap on dildos are popular amongst lesbians

When you want to experiment, or increase things in the bedroom many go for a strap-on. These are used between straight couples and lesbians alike. Commonly used for roleplay, they come in various shapes, sizes, colors, and materials. Another benefit, many harnesses are universal and fit more than one dildo and/or vibrator which allows you to easily increase your collection later.

Large Dildos

Large Dildo 1

​Some love large dildos

That’s right, there is a category all to its self for these massive size dildos. When average and standard are not in your vocabulary, you may want to check out a large dildo. They are made with various materials, shapes, and of curse sizes. Looking for that foot long, or larger? This is your category.

Jelly Dildos

Jelly Dildo

​Jelly dildos allow you to get a bit crazy with the design

Sounds good enough to eat, don’t it? This type of dildo is very flexible, and soft. These are popular due to their versatility, because they are firm, but have enough flex to do what you want with. You will find these in various sizes, colors, textures and shapes.

Tantus Dildos

Tantus Dildo 1

Tantus are a popular company in the dildo world

These 100% pure silicone dildos are ​great. They are designed to be high quality, durable and ensure a pleasurable stimulation for both male and females with sensitive skin. Great option for those with delicate skin looking for a toy. They come in various shapes, sizes and colors.

Anal Dildos

Anal Dildo 1

​Anal dildos - you'll need some lube handy!

​These are a popular option for solo or couple play. Designed with a base to ensure safety, they come in various shapes and sizes, some have beads others look like a cone. There is a large range for preferences, from small plug to massive.  If you're new to anal, you don't want to start with a dildo, it will be way too big.  Check out my guide on how to prepare for anal sex for beginners and also anal beads are a better option for beginners.

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​You'll need lube for an anal dildo

G-Spot Dildos

G-Spot Dildo 2

​Designed to stimulate the g-spot

​These dildos are designed to have a bit of a curve that will help it position right at the g-spot for an intense sensation every time you use it. They can come in different shapes, sizes and colors, but always have a slight curve in one way or another.  Check out my article on g-spot vibrators which can give you that g-spot stimulation you're after.  The below youtube vid will help you hit the right spot.

​Clone a Willy Dildo

Clone a Willy Dildo

​Want your partner but he's not around? Try clone-a-willy

This one is like it sounds, when you want a clone of a partner’s willy you can clone that thing and have it anytime, anywhere! This one varies in shape, size and texture based on your partner’s member, obviously.

Home-made

Many people hate the idea of getting "caught" with a dildo so would rather try a home made version.  Check out my article on home-made dildos.

​So that's a list of all the different types of dildos.  There are of course many uses that you may not have considered for dildos.  The below videos  from youtube are obviously purely for humor but hey, we all need some more laughs in life.​

Types of Dildo Materials

The first dildos were made of stone and date back 28,000 years - check out the first dildo discovered 28,000 years ago:

Archaeologist Petra Kieselbach of German

​Image courtesy of  MICHAEL LATZ/AFP/Getty Images

Fortunately for the modern woman, we have many more options to choose from:

Silicone

This is among the most popular materials due to safety and feel. It is more expensive than others, but offer a smooth velvety feeling. They heat with to body temperature quickly, and come in a range of color options. They can be harder to maintain when not in use, as many have specific storing instructions.

Rubber

Due to an entire fetish around this material, it has become one of the more popular materials used with adult toys. It is also less expensive, and comes in various colors. It also offers the benefit of being firm.

Jelly

The jelly toys are popular due to being firm and flexible at the same time. The feel is a bit squishy, and they are elegant in appearance. They can also come scented, which many prefer over the smell of silicone or rubber. Available in a range of colors, they warm quickly and insert easily.

Leather

This is another material that has a fantasy surrounding it, and adult toys are often hand made. It is more common to locate leather cock rings or other adult items, but leather dildos have been known to become available. When they do, they can be rough or smooth based on the leather used.

Cyberskin

This is one of the most recent advances in adult toy material. It offers the user the closest feeling possible to realistic skin, without being attached to a guy. It is soft, squishy, smooth, and flexible, but firm.

Glass

This is another material that is becoming more popular in recent years. Glass offers the smoothest surface out of any material used, but that is only one benefit. They can be created in all shapes and colors, and because many are hand blown, they are more like a piece of art than a dildo. They tend to be more expensive due to this, and they can last a lifetime.

For safety reasons, they are created to be very strong to reduce breaking. Just be sure you purchase from a reputable brand or company. As a test, we have even banged two glass dildos together and not even a chip occurred.

Acrylic

These are another ‘work of art’ type of material. When you want a unique looking dildos or toy, such as an icicle, raindrop or a princess, acrylic is the way to go. They offer a very discreet toy because they can look casual, like a piece of art you would sit on the shelf, not a sex toy in your night stand.

The down side is, it has no flex because it’s a solid material, and takes a while to warm to body temperatures. Many buy acrylic sex toys just for the looks alone, talk about a unique art collection!

Some of the Best Dildos

To get the best use out of a dildo and some usage tips, check out how to use a dildo.  Now that we have covered the many types of dildos, and the various types of materials they are created or, it is time to get you started with a list of some popular dildos. Let’s get to it.

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​It's awkward wink time

Look no further than Tantus

If you want the best, you can't go past Tantus.  I've tried dozens of different dildos and Tantus easily make the best quality.  Sure, you have to pay a premium price but it's absolutely worth it.  Most of the time I prefer realistic dildos and Tantus make the most realistic. 

Megh

My favorite Tantus dildo is the uncut #1.  It features a super soft(TM) outer layer but has a firm inner core.  So it's soft without being too flexible that it gets easily put out of shape.  It's slightly curved which allows for easier and greater g-spot stimulation.  The wrinkles, the veins, the skin make it ultra-realistic which is something you don't get with other, cheaper brands.  The difference in the quality of materials between a premium dildo and a budget dildo are incredible.

I also like a company with a conscious. 

The product is:

  • Eco-Friendly
  • Hypoallergenic
  • Hygienic
  • Boilable
  • Bleachable
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • 100% safe for your body
  • They're also hand made so you know that care has been taken in the process of creating the dildo.

    Tantus makes premium dildos, it's the Cadillac of dildos.

    https://www.tantusinc.com/

    Below I'll go over some less expensive options for those on a budget.

    Lovehoney Curved 7-Inch Dildo with Suction Cup - $26.99

Lovehoney Curved 7-Inch Dildo 2

​Lovehoney Curved 7-Inch Dildo with Suction Cup

This is a 7-inch dildo that combines several features, including a curve design for g-spot stimulation and a suction cup for hands free fun. It is created with silicone ensuring safety and pleasure. The head is considered semi-realistic. The curve can also be used for prostate play.

For those looking at strap-on fun, it is compatible with strap-on harnesses. Although this is not a vibrator, if you decide you want vibration, you can place a bullet vibrator inside the base and get vibrations, so it can be a 2-in-1 dildo.

Features are:

  • 7-inches in length
  • 6.5-inches insertable
  • The girth is 4.75-Inch
  • The base diameter is 2.5-inches, while the Oring diameter is 1.5-inches
  • It is firm
  • Designed from silicone
  • Can be submerged in water
  • It does not contain phthalates or latex

https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=30709

Doc Johnson 8-Inch Realistic Jelly Jewels Dildo with Suction Cup - $18.99

The Doc Johnson brand is known for providing a range of fun and safe products, and this is no different. You will find that this 8-Inch dildo is just that, as the full 8 inches is insertable, with flared ends to ensure safety.

Doc Johnson 8-Inch Realistic Jelly Jewels Dildo 2

​Doc Johnson jelly dildo

The head is another focus point, with four firm ridges along the shaft to really increase the pleasure of each session. It’s also clear, offering a ‘window’ into each twist, thrust, and moan. Great for both solo and couples, while being affordable so most Doc Johnson products are.

The flared base also makes this dildo compatible with strap-on harnesses in addition to safety. It is flexible, made from PVC, and can be submerged in water.

Features:

  • It measures 8 inches, being fully insertable
  • The girth is 4.75-inches
  • 2-inch base diameter
  • O-ring diameter of 1.5-inches
  • It does not contain phthalates or latex
  • Made in the USA

https://www.amazon.com/Jelly-Jewels-Dong-Suction-Dildo/dp/B00162WZ04

Don Wand Real Tip Rocket Glass Dildo

When you are wanting an extremely smooth experience or play around with temperature play, this Don Wand glass dildo is a popular choice. As mentioned earlier, these things are like a work of art and this one resembles a lava lamp, with beads of red floating through it.

Don Wand Glass Dildo

Don Wand Glass Dildo

It measures 7.5-inches in length, with a girth of 1.25-inch and 1.5-inch at the end. It is made from glass, so it is not flexible, but easier to clean and maintain. Although glass dildos are created to be strong and durable, it is always good to inspect prior to use, each time.

https://www.amazon.com/Don-Wand-Pleasure-Mushroom-Sweetheart/dp/B0019LV5FS​

Galaxy G Arylic G-Spot Dildo - $22

When you are looking to start or expand your collection with something a little out of the ordinary, then this one is for you. This dildo is made from acrylic, and features multiple levels of texture for enhanced pleasure and sensation.

Galaxy G Acrylic G-Spot Dildo

Galaxy G Acrylic G-Spot Dildo

In addition to looking different, it can be used for solo or couple play. You can use either end for inserting and pleasuring the g-spot. Depending on which end you use, the sensation and pressure will vary as one is a bead and the other is more of a cone shape.

Because it is designed from acrylic, it is not flexible and offers a solid piece. It is easy to clean, and maintain. This is great as it means it will last you much longer than other types of toys.

You can use it for temperature play, by placing it in warm or cold water for a few minutes. Prior to using, ensure to check for temperature to make sure it is not too hot. Do not place in freezer, oven or microwave as this can damage the toy (or microwave).

It measures 9.5-inches, with a girth around 1.5-inches.

Other dildos I've reviewed but didn't make the cut
Dimple twist glass dildo
Blue moon glass dildo
Hephaistos glass dildo
Discontinued Dildos
Toy joy glass pink pacifier
Adam and Eve handmaiden the original
Metal worx double trouble
Icicles blue spiral glass dildo no 9

How to Use a Dildo

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Dildos are the big do it to yourself in your own way type of sex toy. Unlike vibrators, a dildo will not move by itself. The truth is that it will not do anything that you do not make it do. Which, you can’t really say that a dildo is limited by human form. The fact is that one of the best things about dildos is that they actually come in a variety of sizes and shapes that no human on earth does. With all of these types of options, you would believe that a dildo would come with an instruction manual, but they do not.

Luckily, this is what this is for.

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You’ve got my attention

 

Before you use a dildo

1. Start with picking the right dildo for you.

Just because a dildo does what you make it do and it does not have any other type of motion on its own, picking the right dildo will be a key point to using it. If you get a dildo that is too big and no matter just how committed or excited that you are, it will not work. If you happen to pick a shape or color that just turns you off, you may find it hard to actually use the dildo. If you are unsure about what type of size you want, then think about the things that you have used before such as penises, fingers, washed vegetables, hair brushes, etc.  If you are using a dildo because you have not had penetrated sex, then it is best that you begin with your fingers, if it is possible or a very small toy if you cannot.

2. Lube is required

lube

You’ll need lube

You will always need to use lubricants with any type of sex toy when it comes to penetration. A great choice is using a water based lubricant which works for many. If you happen to be using a dildo that is made from silicone, then be sure that you do not use a silicone based lubricant. You will want to put lubricant inside and outside of your body as well as on the toy. Many toy lubricants are a bit thicker, so it won’t slide right off your toy. You may need to apply more lubricant at some point during your play time.

3. Use a condom on your toy

If you use condoms on your toys, you will reduce your chances of having an allergic reaction to your dildo material as well as it makes cleaning up so much easier. Condoms are also best if you are using your toy for vaginal and anal use or if you believe that you may share your dildo.

4. Picking Anal or Vaginal Dildos

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Pick a dildo that you like the look of. It might even be a rainbow unicorn dildo!

You can use all dildos for vaginal use, but there are only some dildos that will be safe for anal use. Those that are meant for anal use will be seamless and smooth and will also have a flared base that will prevent them from slipping into the rectum. You should not use the same dildo in your anus as you do your vagina unless you are using condoms.  If you’re new to anal, check out my guide to anal.  If you’re new to anal, you have to work up to it, try some anal beads if you’re just starting out with anal play.

5. Inspect the Dildo

Before you ever use your dildo, you will need to take it out of the package and wash it quite well using a toy wash and then check it over carefully. You will need to look for sharp edges or tears. If your dildo is supposed to be waterproof, then look for any pieces missing or holes within the body of your dildo. If you notice anything wrong with it, then return your dildo before you use it.

Actually using a dildo

1. Beginning to use a dildo on your own

Even if you plan to use a dildo with your partner, then it is always best to try out the dildo on yourself on your own first. You will be less self conscious and you will be able to concentrate on how it feels without being distracted by your partner. You want to be sure that you have time and enough privacy before you decide to get down to business.

2. Turning yourself on

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Before you try your dildo, you are going to need to turn yourself on like you would do without a dildo. If you are feeling distracted or awkward, it may make penetration much more difficult, so you will need to be relaxed and turned on so that your first time with a dildo will be much smoother.

3. Start out slow

Before you put the dildo inside of you, test out its feel on the outside of your body. You can use it to massage and stimulate your external parts such as nipples, anus, vulva and labia. You should think of it like teasing yourself and building yourself up to being penetrated. Once you start to use the dildo, you want to be sure that you are starting out slow. Take notice to how it feels and how different it is than using your hand or someone else for penetration.

4. Playing with Speed and Rhythm

Once you have gotten comfortable using your dildo, you can begin to experiment with various speeds and rhythms. The great thing about a dildo is that it will do what you want it to so it won’t get a leg cramp or get tired and you can start and stop when you want. You should be able to notice the difference between steady and slow movement and erratic and fast movement. Learn what you like and see what works best for you. Take mental notes and then share it with your partners in the future.

5. Adding Clitoral Stimulation

If your clitoris is within hands reach, then you may find that adding a bit of stimulation there while you are using a dildo will really change the whole feeling for you. Many women enjoy this and although it requires a bit of coordination, the effort is worth it in the end. You can also use a bullet vibe for clitoral stimulation when using a dildo.

 

Review: blue moon glass dildo

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High quality glass toy, fantastic raised spirals and curved for g spot stimulation

The Blue Moon is a gorgeous looking handmade glass dildo available from The Glass Dildo Shop. It features a blue raised spiral around the shaft and three larger balls at the handle.

Packaging

The Blue Moon glass dildo came packaged in a brown box surrounded by polystyrene shapes, in a lovely blue storage bag. The dildo itself arrived in the storage bag wrapped in clear plastic.

Material

The Blue Moon glass dildo is made of premium quality medical grade Borosillicate glass, more commonly known as Pyrex. This type of glass is ten times stronger than silica-based glass.

As it is made with high quality glass the lovely  color of the Blue Moon will never fade as it is within the glass.

The dildo measures at an overall length of 8 inches with 7 inches insertable. The shaft width is 1 inch with a maximum width of 1.35 inches where the balls are located.

Cleaning

The glass dildo can be cleaned with warm water and toy cleaner or soap, put in a dishwasher or boiled.

In Use

The raised spirals on the Blue Moon feel amazing partnered with the curve of the toy which hits my g spot. Personally I have to use quite a bit of lube and really relax to feel the benefits of the raised spirals, although that is probably because I’m too tense and stressed to begin with!
As with all glass toys, the Blue moon can be heated or cooled to your pleasure. I prefer warm toys and the Blue Moon quickly warms up to body temperature.
The glass balls feel great also when rubbed over my clit and create a different feeling vaginally as my walls clutch around them. As they are quite weighty they could also be used to strengthen kegal muscles.

*This product was sent to me for free from A Touch Of Glass in exchange for an honest review. This post contains affiliate links.

High quality glass toy, fantastic raised spirals and curved for g spot stimulation

Review: Icicles blue spiral glass dildo no 9

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UPDATE – ** Discontinued **

 

A fabulous glass dildo, which has a fabulous weight to give a full feeling and definitely hits the spot.

Icicles No 9 is one of the many pipe dream glass hand blown dildo’s. There are currently 41 dildo‘s in their Icicles range so they definitely seem to know what they are doing!

The Icicles Blue Spiral Glass Dildo is the first glass dildo I have owned. It comes in a lovely white exterior box, which has a magnetic flap which opens to showcase the dildo through a window. It also shows actual sized photo’s of the toy and has writing on the inside. It is packaged in moulded foam which keeps the dildo very secure and safe and is good for storage. However, I’m not keen on storing toys in boxes as they take up so much room.

 

The Icicle No. 9 itself is beautiful. It has a helix blue pattern which flows through the shaft, and the light reflects off it making it shine lovely patterns. It is slightly curved for g spot stimulation which definitely hits the spot for me. It has three ridges on the head which are easily felt when inserted with the rest of the toy smooth. Those ridges really do feel amazing. The dildo is a moderate size measuring at 6.25″ x 1.25″
As it is made of glass, it is very solid. There really is no chance of this breaking easily if you’re a bit clumsy. Honestly, you could sleep with this next to you to knock out a burglar. It definitely feels filling and is easy to insert with the rounded head. It has a flat oval base which faces downwards which could be hard for some to grip. Personally, I didn’t find it a problem. The base means it could also be used for anal play and can stand up on it’s own.
As for putting it in a harness, the shape of the base makes you think it would fit but as it is so heavy it wouldn’t work too well so I wouldn’t recommend it.

Glass is non-toxic, non-porous and can be sterilised easily using antibacterial soap and water, or toy cleaner. If you wish it could also be thrown in the dishwasher. As it is smooth and doesn’t absorb anything, it also only needs very little lube as they are very slick. You can use any lube with this dildo, be careful though as it will get slippery quite easily.
The glass is also great for temperature play as it can be cooled in the fridge or under cold water, although, I find it tends to be cool normally, and warmed up under hot water. I rather like it cool to be honest!

As it is quite slim, it is great for beginners or those starting out with glass toys. Personally I found it large enough for myself.
I think it’s a brilliant glass dildo, and definitely up there with my favorite sex toys.

*This product was sent to be free by My OohLaLa in exchange for an honest review. 

Review: Hephaistos glass dildo

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Bondara have been kind enough to send me a Hephaistos Glass Dildo. It arrived quickly and in discrete packaging.

The packaging of the toy is disappointing. The dildo isn’t held in place, and falls up and down in the box as the length of the box is a lot longer than the toy itself. The only security in attempting to keep it in place is a silver strip of cardboard around it which doesn’t give much support. This deems the box unsuitable for storing the toy in my opinion. This is cheap packaging at it’s best. It does not even feature the name of the Hephaistos. There is a clear window which displays the glass dildo and some writing about the glass toy on the sides which is rife with spelling errors including ‘throngh-out’ ‘frictonless’ and ‘clemand’ – climax? I’m a bit of a spelling obsessive, so to have such incorrect spelling on packaging demonstrates poor manufacturing checks.
A storage bag is also meant to be included, however there isn’t one.

The toy is made of shatter proof glass which is hypoallergenic and a very hygienic material as it isn’t porous. It has 6″ of insertable length and a raised corkscrew pattern down the shaft. The raised pattern feels amazing, you can feel each ridge. The pattern is a dark red, and colored on the outside of the glass but doesn’t appear to rub off at all. It is slightly curved for G spot stimulation, with a large bulbous head which contains a ‘V’ shaped ridge. I found the ridge on the head didn’t make much difference however looks aesthetically pleasing.

The dildo has a flared base which is slightly curved so it does not stand up straight on surfaces very well. The base of the toy means that it could be used for anal play.

You can use silicone or water based lubricant with this toy, however you will only need a little as it goes a long way with glass toys.

The dildo is fully submersible, and can be heated in warm water, or cooled down in cold water or the fridge for temperature play. Clean it with warm water and toy cleaner, you may need to use a toothbrush around the ridge on the ‘head’ and the corkscrew pattern as these areas are quite tricky to clean with a cloth.

This glass dildo seems very solid and wouldn’t break easily. As with all glass toys, ensure you check for cracks before use.

Overall, a great glass toy for those who love textures, despite the awful packaging. Not keen on the corkscrew pattern? Try Icicles Dildo No 9

Review: Dimple twist glass dildo

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A quality well made glass dildo which will literally screw you. The bulbous head challenges your vaginal walls to create a more intense orgasm.

The Dimple Twist glass dildo is a lot smaller than I expected with a total of 6 inches in length, and 4 inches insertable. It has a width of 1 inch. It is designed to stimulate the most sensitive part of the vagina near the opening. It arrived in plain packaging wrapped in bubble wrap to save waste, and complete with a storage pouch. I do appreciate a good storage bag to store products, however the bag provided is twice the size of the glass dildo so be careful whilst storing to ensure it doesn’t get damaged.

On first appearances, the Dimple Twist glass dildo reminds me somewhat of a lemon squeezer. Yes, you read that right. I don’t think it would look too much out of place in a kitchen as a fancy appliance. The bulbous head of the toy has six line indents, hence why it reminds me of such an object. The raised spiral down the shaft of the dildo adds to the twists name, in a beautiful shade of green. There is no concern of this rubbing off as the color is within the glass. The base of the toy is about 10mm thick. It has eight raised bumps which are designed to stimulate further as the handle attached is turned.

Made of high quality, medical grade, lead free borosilicate glass, this toy is shatterproof and very strong so unlikely to break easily. If it ever were to have damage, this toy is covered by a Lifetime Warranty. It is non-porous, non-toxic and hypoallergenic. It can be heated or cooled in warm/cool water. Personally I wouldn’t advise to put the toy in the freezer, but if you chose to then make sure you run cold water over it before use otherwise you will have the ‘tongue stuck to a cold pole’ affect.
It is easy to clean with warm water and antibacterial toy spray. You may need to use a toothbrush to get in the grooves.

The glass dildo is quite cold to begin with but warms up quickly to your bodies temperature. For a start you have to get used to the fact that this isn’t an ‘in out’ kind of toy. You can of course use it this way, however really you should turn it inside yourself. I found it quite tricky to turn using the handle as it requires you to make a full circular motion which makes my arm ache, so I grip the toy at each side and use an unscrewing motion which seems easier. Also, turning clockwise or anti clockwise can make a huge difference to the ease of it. The bulbous head really challenges the vaginal wall muscles as they contract around it which creates a much stronger orgasm. I couldn’t really feel the swirl pattern on the shaft, and as I pushed the dimple bumps on the base into me it made it much trickier to turn.

As the Dimple Twist has a flared base it can also be used anally, although this does make it even trickier to turn fully, but a slight side to side action feels good.

Overall a fantastic quality toy which adds a whole new dimension to glass toys. I was able to orgasm with this toy alone which I am unable to do with many others!

A quality well made glass dildo which will literally screw you. The bulbous head challenges your vaginal walls to create a more intense orgasm.

Review: adam and eve handmaiden the original

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Update – **Discontinued**

The Adam and Eve Handmaiden G Spot Dong is made of 100% platinum cured medical silicone which is non porous and phthalate free. It is firm, but also has a slight squish to it and is bendable. The dong has a lot of give to it, so you will need to use a water based lubricant with it. Never use silicone lubricant with a silicone toy. The silicone picks up lint easily, so make sure you wash it well before use. It also seems to pick up a lot of static charge! Yes, this toy keeps shocking me. There is a seam running down the toy on both sides which you can feel with your fingers, however not in use, and the Adam and Eve logo raised on the handle.

The dong comes packaged in a large clear rounded box with silver and black writing. You can clearly see the toy and the information is easy to read. To remove the toy, slide the centre part of the package through the top. I find the packaging too large to store the toy in, so use the silver storage bag provided. It isn’t the nicest storage bag, but it does the job.

The  Handmaiden G Spot Dong is 5 inches insertable with a circumference of 3 inches. The head of the toy is curved, and has three large ridges. The base of the toy is meant to stimulate your clit, however the angle of this just wasn’t right for me.

The head of the toy did not excite me in any way. I’m not really a huge fan of silicone dildos, and this one failed to persuade me otherwise. Personally, it is too wide for me to be comfortable and the ridges do not give a pleasant feeling never mind missing my g spot. For all these things the toy is meant to achieve, with my body they fail.

On a positive note, the handle does make thrusting easier!

The Handmaiden Original is completely waterproof and easy to clean with water and antibacterial soap or toy spray.

Review: Toy joy glass pink pacifier

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UPDATE – ** Discontinued **

Smooth Velvet were kind enough to send me a fabulous glass toy to review.

The Toy Joy Pink Pacifier features amongst their glass toy range and comes presented in a clear plastic box, secured in foam. You can clearly see the toy and the brand name ‘Toy Joy” is repeated across the box. This box would be fine for storing the toy although it isn’t very discreet.

The toy itself is hand sculptured and made of slim non porous glass and features a raised swirl pattern in pink. The coloring for the glass pattern however is on the outside, so ensure that you wash the toy well before use as it may come away from the product. I do love the pattern however, it adds another great dimension to the toy. It is of course completely waterproof.
With a circumference of 2.75 inches, the toy is not made for girth. It is 7.25 inches long and has 6 inches of insertable length. Shaped with a curved tip, I surprisingly found it hit my g spot perfectly and could easily create an orgasm.
The ring at the bottom of the toy makes it very easy to hold and can act as a stop so that the toy can also be used anally and tease the prostate with the curve. Another fantastic thing about this toy is that you can also insert a small bullet vibe through the ring to make it vibrate should you wish. What a great feature!
The glass pacifier is seamless and glides well as glass should causing little friction.

You can heat up the Toy Joy Glass Pacifier by running it under warm water, or cool it down in the freezer or under cold water to add to the amazing sensations. Just rubbing the glass against your clit also feels amazing.

The glass is hypoallergenic and very easy to clean using toy cleaner or warm water and antibacterial soap.

The only con about this toy is that as it is rather slim, it may break easily. Especially if a larger glass dildo were to fall onto it, whoops. I am actually genuinely gutted about this as it is such a great glass dildo. So do take care of it and store it safely. Also ensure you check for chips or cracks on the toy before use.

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