We all know what a queef is right? I love that word. I wonder if it’s accepted in scrabble yet? A queef, is more commonly known, as a fanny fart I guess. How horrible does that sound!
Is it anything to be embarrassed about? Of course not! You make loads of weird sounds during sex, it’s not meant to be all airy fairy like in the films is it. No wait, that depends what kinds of films you watch. If you’re going to go bright red blushing, it just ruins the sex a bit I think. You just have to laugh it off, along with the strange squelching and the annoying clapping sound of skin hitting together. Unless you have some stranger at the window applauding you that is..
The thing is, if he’s going to tease you about it, then you just shouldn’t be having sex with him. He should go back to drinking on the street corners. It’s his fault really. He’s the one putting the air in you! And we all know that what goes in, must eventually come out again. The thing is, it is just air. It’s not like you’ve trumped and stank out the whole room!
It’s one of natures little laughs. If it does bother you that much, then avoid positions like doggy style, that’s always the worst for it. It’s like pumping up a balloon! At some point, it’s either going to pop, or release all the air. I’ve never heard of anyone popping yet though, have you?
So go on, enjoy sex, and all the strange noises which go with it! 🙂