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Review: Panache sport

February 18, 2019 by Vikki Vines

When Panache offered a Sports Bra for review, I was very excited. Unfortunately they didn’t have it is my size, I’m a very awkward 28C which not many stores stock. Plus, sport isn’t really my forte! I do however, know a very well bossomed woman who is a keep fitness fanatic who takes part in horse riding, running, and trains with a personal trainer; my mother. She also was in desperate need of a good sports bra before giving herself black eyes.

Panache Sport is designed to keep your breasts in good shape by reducing bounce. When your boobs move around, they stretch and stress the Cooper ligaments which can cause irreversible damage. It is available in sizes B-H cup and and comes in a variety of colors including black, white, grey, purple and navy. So you can definitely find one to match your work out wear!

The Panache Sport is much different from the type of strong tank top bra’s she normally has from running shops. This bra is, well, like a bra! It is molded and has separate cups to support each breast instead of squeezing them down. It is very good quality fabric  which is made of light weight micro-fibre wicks. They are designed to keep moisture away from the skin and also has mesh panels to keep the skin cool. Wahey, no more sweaty boobs! She was very excited that she had received the hot pink color.

The bra also has smooth cups which reduce friction and these are underwired. The lovely thing about this bra is that the wires are wrapped in silicone and sewn between the layers of fabric for comfort. This works brilliantly, no digging in and brilliant support.

The straps on the bra are strong and wide which work well to disperse pressure on the shoulders so they don’t dig in with the weight of your boobs. If you wear racer tops, the straps also clip together at the back to they won’t be seen underneath your work out clothes.

The bra covers the whole breast. So when you wear your work out vests over it a cheeky bit of colour pokes through, not bust. This bra wouldn’t work for a Pamela Anderson running down the beach look.

What amazed her is how comfortable this bra is. You simply forget you are wearing it. As your bust is not crushed it gives you a great shape in your work out clothes. Bonus!

This bra has been thoroughly tested. During a horse riding lesson which consisted of a lot of trotting and cantering her boobs moved no where. It was the most comfortable lessons she had ever had! So if you’re a horse rider, this bra is definitely for you.

When it came to personal training, she said it was very easy to forget that she was wearing a bra as she could simply concentrate on her technique. Nothing on the bra rubs or digs in whether stood working with weights of laying on the floor. No red shoulders from where the bra straps rub and no sweaty boobs.
During circuit training the bra was wonderful and comfortable. The fabric and bust separation helps stop you getting hot and sticky.
Cardio consisted of burpees, jumps, squats and star jumps. The bra managed to survive these and give good comfort and support – impressive as she is a 32F!
During jogging the bra gives good support, however once speeding up to a sprint there was a bit of bounce. Of course, trying to control those monstrosities in all situations is difficult! For smaller busts though this wouldn’t be an issue.

On the whole a great work out “all round”  bra. Thank you Panache!

This is a brilliant sports bra and now highly recommended by my Mother!

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Handbags, Sluts and Monkey Nuts

February 11, 2019 by Vikki Vines

I am ever so lucky to have had the talented Luke Stott to write another brilliant piece for me!
If you misssed his first post, you can find it here
Don’t forget to check out the links too, you need to check out the cheeky monkeys!

Did you know that a woman’s moan during sex is an evolutionary response designed to entice other males to have sex with her?
And its not just women who biology, like a desperate wingman prodding you and pointing at the fitty they know standing at the bar, tells us are a bit easy.

A Gorilla, a Chimpanzee, and Billy, a builder from Surrey, all go to the sexual health clinic. The doctor, having previously trained as a vet, is unperturbed by the Chimpanzee swinging from the lamp shade in the waiting room and the Gorilla munching the magazines. One by one the doctor, lets call him Doolittle, begs his patients into the office for their physical exam starting with the Gorilla.
By a heavy coincidence Doolittle is fluent in Gorilla so is able to ask all the normal questions including; oohh ohh oh oh ooh ohh ohh? which roughly translates as, ‘How many sexual partners have you had?’
One. Says the huge Gorilla before producing a set of drums and banging out a solo of In The Air Tonight. We’re getting married next month and we’re honeymooning in New York
During this anecdote the doctor can’t help but notice that the Gorilla’s testicles are tiny, especially when you compare them to those of the Chimpanzee who comes in next.

Happy female

The little chimp is extremely well endowed in the testicle department with two tennis balls swinging between his legs. The doctor asks the chimp about his magic number,
‘What today?’ says the chimp, a hint of cockney in his voice having spent time in the London zoo, a cup of tea in his hand. ‘Five but I’ve only just had breakfast. I guess I’m in the 100s. I’ve had more fine primate pussy than I’ve had PG Tips. Got to go I’m late for my job as a copywriter. Turrah!’

Finally Doolittle asks the builder from Surrey into his office and asks him to drop his trousers, mainly because he’s the only patient who actually bothered to get dressed that morning. ‘Can you tell me how many people you have had sexual intercourse with?’ The doctor asks after cupping Billy’s balls.
I’d say around 20 or so mate. The birds can’t get enough!
Surprisingly Billy big bollocks’ testicular scale is roughly halfway between the Gorillas and the Chimpanzee. The doctor nods sagely to himself as he ponders what this means regarding human promiscuity.

Phil Dunfi

You see Gorillas tend to have very few sexual partners so there’s very little sexual competition; they can afford to mate less often so only need small testicles to produce enough semen for the job. Chimpanzees on the other hand are very promiscuous and a male must take every available opportunity to impregnate a female; therefore he needs huge balls to create copious amounts of monkey spunk.
Billy the builder from Surrey is somewhere between. So whilst we’re not necessarily designed to all have the sexual libido of a rabbit on Viagra that subsists entirely on a diet of Oysters we’re probably not built to be totally monogamous our entire lives either. (Sorry Disney and the GOP!)
We’re sentient beings capable of choosing to ignore our biology in favor of higher level goals or aspirations; but should we bother?

Sex has a whole host of health benefits and is portrayed as the primary concern in our modern existence (well that and shouting at the contestants on The Apprentice that think purple eyeliner is a good idea, it isn’t; you look like you’ve given up sleep for lent whilst simultaneously dating Chris Brown).

I wonder though; might it be that our sexualized media is selling us what we really want but don’t care to admit to in public? Are we living out our sexual cravings through the purchasing of products laced with sexual imagery?

Are we still so repressed that you buy the shoes because you want to screw?
Well if your shoe collection is burgeoning on the obscene nature has one more lesson for you; listen to the panda.

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Review of: Silicone +

February 8, 2019 by Vikki Vines

Silicone+ is a silicone based lubricant available from Give Pleasure Products, a British company, in their Give Lube range which also features a water based lubricant and flavored lubricants.

As I’m sure you know, sexual lubricants have so many benefits and aren’t just for the older generation.

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The Silicone+ lubricant has a sleek modern silver and black design. The bottle features the ingredients and information clearly. The tube is easy to squeeze the lubricant out and the flip lid is secure meaning no accidental drips. The bottle is wrapped in see through plastic which must be removed before opening. The non gender specific bottle can easily mingle in with your other bottles you have left out and does not look suspicious should you have guests.

Silicone+ is made from a special blend of three high quality, medical grade silicones in Germany to provide an amazing quality lubricant.

Give Lube Silicone+ is:

  • Latex condom safe
  • Dermatologically tested
  • Free from preservatives
  • Oil free and unscented
  • CE marked medical lubricant

Quality?

The Silicone+ lubricant is safe for vaginal, anal and oral sex, masturbation and massage and can be used with latex condoms. The Silicone+ lubricant should not be used with silicone toys as it can ruin their finish. It is best used between partners or for masturbation.

Performance

Silicone+ has a thick smooth consistency and is clear in color. It has no smell or taste which makes it good for oral sex and provides a long lasting glide. As it is silicone based it can also be used in water without washing off immediately should you wish to use lubricant in the shower.

How to get

Give Lube Silicone+ is available in a 10ml lubeshot, 30ml bottle which is perfect and discrete for the handbag and 100ml bottle for by the bed.

Silicone+ is easy to wash off using soap and warm water.

You can purchase Silicone+ from Simply Pleasure and many more companies.

*This product was given to me by Give Pleasure Products in exchange for an honest review. 

CE marked medical grade silicone lubricant, suitable for everything except use with silicone toys.

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Raspberry Kiss Lube review

February 6, 2019 by Vikki Vines

Fantastic tasting sweet lubricants of a great quality.

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Give Pleasures have extended their range once again and introduced Give Lube Raspberry and Cherry Oral Pleasure Gels. Aimed at oral sex, these gels are perfect if you don’t like the taste of your partner or want to make oral sex even sweeter.

 

The Oral Pleasure Gels are packaged in the same bottle as the Premium Aqua Gel and Silicone+  in a 100ml tube with flip top lid to ensure no spills. Each tube has it’s own color. The Raspberry Kiss lubricant features a pink center circle with the lube tube writing and a pink kiss in the top left hand corner. The Cheeky Cherry lubricant has a reddish orange centre circle and an image of cherries on the bottle. The different colors and images makes it really easy to distinguish between which lubricant is when when distracted.

Both lubricants taste very sweet as you would expect and there is a lot of flavor you can taste. The Cheeky Cherry Lubricant tastes like the cherries you get in pick and mix, and the Raspberry Kiss lubricant, which is my personal favorite, like raspberry gums. They both taste amazing but if you are not a fan of sweet things may become quite sickly. The lubricants are also very moreish. I may have sat here licking it off my fingers for quite a while rather contently!

Oral Pleasure Gels are CE marked medical lubricants, paraben-free and are dermatologically tested. The lubricants contain glycerin, however they do have added Panthenol to help counteract bacteria.

The lubricants have a good consistency and are a water based lubricant so are suitable for use with latex condoms and sex toys including silicone toys. The Oral Pleasure Gels also work well for sex as they aren’t too sticky like some other oral sex lubricants are. As water based lubricants are re-activated with water these Oral Pleasure Gels last a long time as they do not get the chance to dry out much when mixed with saliva. A little of these goes a long way.

The Raspberry Kiss Oral Pleasure Gel seems more orange red in color and the Cheeky Cherry is more pink. Personally I would have swapped the colors around.

Overall they are great tasting Oral Pleasure Gels and of the usual fantastic quality known by Give Pleasure Products.

Raspberry Kiss: Glycerin, Aqua (Water), Hydroxypropyl Guar, Propylene Glycol, Panthenol, Sodium Saacharin, Citric acid, Aroma (Flavor) CI14700 (FD & C RED no. 4)
Cheeky Cherry: Glycerin, Aqua (Water), Hydroxypropyl Guar, Propylene Glycol, Panthenol, Sodium Sacharin, Citric Acid, Aroma (Flavor), CI4720 (FD & C RED No. 4)

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Playplug Stimulator

February 4, 2019 by Vikki Vines

The Playplug Stimulator is a vibrating butt plug by Xa Xa Xoom. It comes in a plastic mould within a simplistic box which features the basic functions in five languages and an image of the toy. The box is perfect for storage.

The Playplug Stimulator is made of a soft virtually seamless silicone sleeve and features plastic bullet which cannot be removed. This toy has a very strange smell to it. It takes one AAA battery and when the lid is screwed on correctly is fully waterproof. The bullet has five settings; constant vibration, stronger constant vibration, quick pulse, increasing vibration pulse, gradual vibration/pulse/decrease pattern.

playplug stimulator

playplug stimulator

With all anal toys, use a lot of lubricant. With this toy you will need to use water based lubricant so the silicone does not become damaged.

Performance

This butt plug has a large stable curved base which makes it feel very secure and you know it will stay well in place. I also like the shape of the base as it fits comfortably. The head of the toy is petite which I love as it makes insertion a lot easier and I find the vibrations also really help when turned on to insert the toy. I much personally much prefer vibrating butt plugs to normal ones and the vibrations travel well throughout the toy. The shape of the toy means that it is targeted to reach your prostate/g spot and also provides a snug fit. I find it a lot more comfortable than the traditional shaped plugs.

It is very easy to clean with antibacterial toy cleaner and warm water and should be cleaned before and after use.

Summary:

Good vibrations, flexible, waterproof.

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Review of: Sweetheart

February 1, 2019 by Vikki Vines

Summary:

Delivers strong buzzy vibrations, waterproof and rechargable.

The review

The Sweetheart is a creation of ‘The O Team’ and part of the Ann Summers brand. Packaged in a plastic box with a cardboard insert in the traditional Ann Summers pink palette, the Sweetheart comes well presented.

Overview

This bullet type vibrator is apparently all about the power. It has a corkscrew design and a heart placed on the end looking somewhat like a girly pen. It is a rechargeable toy and charges by USB cable which is then attached into the vibrator at the tip similar to the charging of the Leaf Spirit. When removed there is a tight seal which ensures the toy stays waterproof.

Made of Silicone, this toy is very hygienic as it is non porous and easy to clean with soap and warm water or anti bacterial toy cleaner or wipes. I would recommend a water based lube with this toy. This toy is virtually seamless and features ‘Ann Summers’ raised near the end of the toy and CE marks near the tip.

Performance

The Sweetheart turns on by a push of the heart shaped button which is situated half way down the toy. This is easy to find during use as the heart shape is indented. When turned on a red light is emitted. You can increase the vibrations on this toy by holding down the button and it accelerates through the speeds. To turn off you push the button once. This type of setting is my favorite for ease of use.

I'm so happy

The design of this toy had me stumped for a while and still doesn’t make much sense for a toy made for power. It is covered all over in silicone which dims down vibrations for a start. The motor isn’t at the pointed end like your usual bullet, it is situated before the heart so the vibrations then have to travel through more silicone and around the heart shape as it is impossible to pinpoint the end where the motor is where you want it. The small heart in the centre of the heart shape has the least vibrations as it is furthest away. Is that the part I’m meant to be aiming on my clit or is it just for show? It doesn’t reach my clit due to the heart shape being in the way so I have to use the toy on it’s side.
The vibrations on a low setting are quite rumbly but not strong enough for me, turn it up to higher vibrations and they become quite buzzy.

A simple rechargeable clit toy would be great, unfortunately this is covered in too much pink and hearts. I need strong vibrations not girlification.

Filed Under: Clitoral vibrator reviews, Reviews

Review of: Monkey Spanker Duo

January 31, 2019 by Vikki Vines

The Monkey Spanker Duo is a male masturbator and female vibrator in one claiming to be a powerful multi speed vibrator.

Appearance

The Monkey Spanker comes packaged in a plastic bag in a cardboard sleeve similar to something you would find a necklace in. It features an image of the Monkey Spanker ‘The Ultimate Couples Sex Tool’ and shows on the back the different uses for the toy as well as the fact it is made in the UK. Although, it’s named after the American term spanking the Monkey. The box is quite size efficient and works well as storage should you chose to keep it. The box also includes simple instructions and batteries.

monkey spanker duo

monkey spanker duo

The Monkey Spanker itself comes across quite poorly made. Some edges need finishing, the rubber has marks and in some places it appears see through.

Material

The body of the Monkey Spanker Duo is made from hard ABS plastic with the ring part made from rubber gel. It stretches well around the ring and feels fleshy on the clit tickler. The other parts of the toy seems to be a type of TPE.

The small bullet is powered by three watch batteries. It has a seal to make it fully waterproof.

In Use

The Monkey Spanker Duo shows seven different uses on the instructions.

Depending on whether you want to use the Monkey Spanker Duo for the man or woman, you need to change the direction in which the small bullet is inserted. The bullet clips in very securely to the back on the Monkey Spanker Duo, but you need a long blunt instrument to push it up and out again which can be tricky. I also find that when I do this it scratches the bullet and ruins the finish. Inevitably I will eventually just break the bullet. I also managed to crack the button in my attempts to remove it. It has medium vibrations when out of the Monkey Spanker Duo however when inserted it really doesn’t provide much vibration through the solid body of the spanker.

The first use is as a vibrator for men. For this the bullet needs to be positioned with the button facing the handle. You will need a lot of water based lubricant for this toy. When you think you have enough, then add some more. You may also want to add more during use. You can barely even acknowledge the vibrations during use however as a masturbator the tight rubber feels great around the head of the cock using quick strokes. Although if that’s the only use you want the Cheeky Monkey may be a better choice.

The second use is as a vibrator for women. For this you need to turn the bullet the other way round. You can use it on your clit, but the vibrations aren’t very strong, you may as well just take the bullet out and use it if you want to do that, or you can use it internally. This really doesn’t appeal to me. Don’t get me wrong, I like things in my cunt. Just not this. The shape doesn’t look right to me, there’s bits of plastic peeling off the sides and I’m really not quite sure what the rubber/plastic material is. Not to mention that the vibe would be going in uncovered. Sorry Monkey Spanker Duo, you are not going in my vagina.

Uses three and four are as a vibrating blowjob and vibrating cock ring. As I’ve already mentioned the vibrations are weak, so this is generally just a fail. The rubber pad creates a tight feeling though so when working as a cock ring it can feel quite nice moving it forwards and backwards in time with your mouth. It’s a shame that you can’t fit any stronger vibrating bullets into the Monkey Spanker Duo.

Use five and six are as a clit tickler and vibrating sex. The truth is if I wanted a clit toy, I’d get one. This does not suffice in any way to getting me off or even turning me on. The clit ticker and be positioned as such with the pad at the ending of the vagina to create ‘vibrating sex’.  No wait, there’s still that complete lack of vibration.

Use seven is for vibrating nipples/clit through the hole of the pad. You’re just pushing for more things to put in now aren’t you really?

The box states “you could even use it as a spanking device”. I could also with pretty much anything else around the room but they don’t need to state it.

Cleaning

The monkey spanker is easy to clean as it is 100% waterproof, just use soap, toy cleaner and warm water. It picks up lint and dust really easily so will need cleaning a lot!

Summary

Poorly made, weak vibrations.

As a vibrator intended for both male and female use, I think the Monkey Spanker Duo fails. The added thickness decreases the feeling for the man and makes it more difficult to manoeuvre during sex and it really isn’t worth it just the the addition of a poorly made pad designed for the woman.

I would definitely stick to the cheaper simpler versions solely for male use, the original Cheeky Monkey, the Vibro if you like some vibrations or Double Trouble if you want stronger vibrations.

 

Filed Under: Clitoral vibrator reviews, Reviews

Review of: Wartenberg Wheel

January 30, 2019 by Vikki Vines

A must have for those into sensual play, the Wartenberg Wheel creates a fantastic feeling when against the skin and can be adapted to as much or little pressure as you wish.

Wartenberg Wheels are mostly used in medical play and for sensation play. They are also known as pinwheels, but named Wartenberg after Dr Robert Wartenberg who designed it originally for testing nerves.

The packaging for this toy is cheap. A plastic sleeve which is black on one side and clear the other so you can view the toy. It isn’t well made and splits easily. This toy requires a solid storage or at least a different storage place so you don’t damage your other toys.

This toy does not come with any information, direction or company name of where it was made.

Wartenberg Wheel

Wartenberg Wheel

The Wartenberg Wheel has twenty two sharp points on the wheel which spins on an axis and a long handle with three indents for grip. It is an extremely simple design but very effective. It is around 7″ in length

The first Wartenberg Wheel I received broke, the pin which holds the wheel on came out and would not secure back in place. Uberkinky were great and sent out a replacement straight away as well as checking any other stock for this issue and making the suppliers aware. The replacement Wartenberg Wheel arrived quickly and works with no issues.

I loved it!

The feeling of this toy is addictive. Even whilst writing this I can’t help but pick it up and run it over my skin. The weight of the toy applies the perfect pressure requiring little effort and the wheel spins easily. If I push harder with the toy I create a line of red dots across my skin however if I am more gentle it will not mark at all. If I were to push hard enough I’m sure I would be able to break the skin and draw blood. It is very lightweight

As this toy is stainless steel it is fully sterilizable in boiling water so can be shared with partners. You can also clean it with rubbing alcohol, 90% water and 10% bleach, or just soap and water. Dry thoroughly before storing to ensure the toy does not rust.

What else

Another bonus of the stainless steel is that you can use it for temperature play also. Run it under warm water to heat it up or pop it in the fridge to cool it. It’s also great when paired with a feather with the soft and sharp sensations causing mayhem.

This toy is versatile and great for teasing or if you wish to, inflicting pain. A definite must have for your toy box. Suitable for those interested in expanding their sensual play and adding a new dimension or just curious to medical play.

If you’re feeling more adventurous you could try the triple or five head Wartenberg Wheels.

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Review: Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy Kit

January 29, 2019 by Vikki Vines

The fabulous UberKinky have sent me the Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy Kit!

The products on their site are things that I would never normally try, so I love that they will push my boundaries. I’ve never even thought about e-stimulation before, so this was new to me!

The Shock Therapy Kit is a Pipedream product, and comes in a sturdy box featuring a woman using the kit. Needless to say, she definitely seems to be enjoying it! I had visions of me screaming rather than moaning as I electrocuted myself, but look, I’m still alive! Although L’s flatmates probably thought he was murdering me.

Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy Kit

Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy Kit

The Kit contains a digital power control unit, or a remote to you and me, 4 adhesive pads, a bi-polar lead wire, instruction manual and a free mask.

Batteries

The remote only takes 2 AAA batteries, this put me at ease. If it only takes small batteries, it can’t hurt that much right?

How it works

The adhesive pads have a press stud like connection to the leads, and then it simply connects into the remote. The leads are long enough to allow you to not get tangled up and for your partner to control the remote if wanted.
The pads are extremely sticky! They are certainly not going to fall off whilst you are using them. You have to be careful not to touch them with your fingertips which can be quite tricky. They come with a piece of clear plastic over them to keep them sticky – so don’t lose these! I’m not sure how long the pads will last, I would say about 10 uses before you need some more as the stickiness seems to stick everywhere. You can purchase them separately for when they need replacing.

Instructions

The instructions are quite clear, and show the different settings. What it doesn’t mention though is that there’s a body which shows up on the screen. If you skip the modes, it will highlight different body parts which I think has preset combinations to work best for the muscles. There are up to 100 stimulation combinations – so if I try to explain them all to you I could be here a while!
Each mode also has a timer, so after around 10 or 15 minutes, it will shut off.
The free mask was made of a cheap material, but hey, it was free! It did it’s job.

Firstly I tried the Shock Therapy on my back – I used the kneading mode:

‘Gradually releases neural or muscular pain by providing deep pressure-point stimulation’

I trusted L to place them on my back as a lay down expecting a lovely massage. Oh how wrong I was. When it says deep, it means it! For two AAA batteries, this has a heck of a lot of power! On lower settings it’s quite nice, but higher settings were immense. I think one thing the instruction manual is missing is directions on where to place the pads. If they were actually on the right points it would have been much nicer I’m sure!

I then decided to try them on my breasts with the tap setting:

‘Promotes blood circulation with a tapping, throbbing stimulation pattern’

I’m sure I read somewhere that electro-stimulation heightens collagen production and increases elasticity of breast tissues, worth a try right? I can’t really say it did much for my boobs in such a short time, apart from making them dance about everywhere, but it was quite relaxing.

I have just placed it on my back on modulation mode:

‘Releases fatigue and relaxes muscles by providing combination of different speeds and intensities’

I’m not sure about relaxing muscles, it’s making me shrug every time it pulses!

Summary

I honestly didn’t think this therapy would be any good, but if you know where to put the pads and easily work out the settings it’s great. It’s not just for those who like to inflict pain on others, it’s also great for muscle tensions or if you’ve had a hard gym work out.

I do like that you can put the 4 pads where ever you like on the body so they don’t all have to be in one place.

It is great for beginners as you can control the intensity and speed yourself very easily and when you change the treatment it will go back to the lowest settings. The LCD display makes it very easy to understand the different settings as you can watch the speed/intensity/mode and understand which buttons are affecting what.

I would definitely recommend this to those interested in e-stimulation – or if you just want a good massage!

Another product to check out if you’re into this sort of thing is the Fetish Fantasy Bed Binding Restraint Kit.

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Review: Squeezer Teaser Nipple Clamps

January 28, 2019 by Vikki Vines

Squeezer Teaser Nipple Clamps are also known as Japanese Clovers, or Butterfly Clamps.

They come in plastic pockets attached to cardboard. A disappointment compared to a lovely box. The cardboard features a porn star like lady, and look like they belong amongst the chocolate boobs and willy warmers. On the back of the cardboard it says they are an ‘adult novelty’, which I would disagree with. Novelties to me mean something just for fun, these are definitely toys!

Nipple Clamps

Nipple Clamps

 

First try of nipple clamps

I must admit, they look a bit scary! In comparison to all the other Nipple Play toys, I thought they looked the tamest. However, I could be wrong! They are a lot bigger than I expected them to be measuring at 3.5 inches in length and 1.5 inches width. This made me fear that they would be bigger than my boobs!

I’ve never had any toys for my nipples before. I tested these out on my finger first. For a start they didn’t hurt too much, then after a while, ouch! My nipples were going to hurt much more then my finger, so I upped the stakes. My ears. I left them on for a little while, but then my ear started to go numb! They are spring loaded and definitely have a good grip. Thankfully they are easy to get off with a quick release.

What they’re like

They aren’t too heavy but when attached to nipples they are definitely heavy enough. It is not specified which metal they are made of, but the tips are rubber. If you are allergic to any metals, it is best off you find some other nipple play toys to avoid an allergic reaction.

The only instruction the packaging gives is ‘Simply pinch the clasps open and release on your nipples.’ Don’t listen to this, there is a little bit more to it than that. I discovered, when aroused, they really don’t hurt as much as you would think. You can’t just place them on your nipples, you do have to be aroused. If you like having your nipples played with during sex, you should definitely give these a go. You can attach weights to the cords, I am too much of a wimp to even attempt that, but pulling on the cords created enough pain required. It was also suggested to me to put the cords in my mouth and pull upwards. The rubber tips have a criss cross pattern, which soon becomes imprinted on whichever part of your body you have placed the Nipple Clamps. If your nipples begin to feel numb, or the colour changes, then it’s time to remove the clamps before you damage the sensitive skin. Always be careful when placing and removing the clamps.

These clamps can also be used on the testicles, clitoris or labia. I must admit, I haven’t tried them there. I’m building up to it!

The only thing I didn’t like about these clamps is the nylon string for the weights, it does look a bit tacky, however is easy to replace with some ribbon. The packaging is forgivable.

Wrap up

Great next step for those who love nipple play. Can have weights added for those who are more daring! Packaging and cords look tacky, but can be exchanged for a box and some ribbon easily. Cheap, but does the job!

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