Predicting when we will be in the mood is not always possible, so it’s hard to be ready all the time. When you are suddenly taken over by the mood, but don’t have your handy toy with you, there are other ways of enjoying the moment. You might not have your toy with you because you’re on vacation or maybe you’re too embarrassed to buy one or maybe you just want to try a dildo for the first time and see if it’s for you. Maybe you’re trying to explore your g-spot? If you want to try find your g-spot, my g-spot vibrator article can help you hit the right spot.
There are many different instances where getting caught with a dildo could be embarrassing such as could you imagine getting caught with a vibrator or dildo by airport security?
Or maybe someone finds your hidden dildo?
The first thing I want to do though is to go over health concerns.
- Avoid infection – use a condom. The reason is that there could be bacteria on any of the objects you use and you’re sticking them in a very private part so you want to make sure you don’t get some sort of bacterial infection down there.
- Avoid breakage. The other consideration is that if you’re in the throes of passion, the object you’re using as a dildo could break and you could end up with some sort of object stuck in there which could make for a very awkward emergency room visit.
- Avoid pointy items. Surely it goes without saying but don’t put anything that’s pointy that can scratch your insides. Only use smooth objects.
So now it’s diy dildo time. You simply have to be creative and make your own dildo! Below are some ways to make homemade dildos from everyday objects, and some advice on how to safely use them.
It’s awkward wink time
Cucumber
If you are home, don’t have a toy and really in the mood this is one fruit that works great. You will find the best homemade dildos are those that resemble the real deal, long and round. Cucumbers are stiff and sturdy, making it better for the job than compared to others food related objects, such as banana’s.
To use it, simply grab it from your fridge, place a condom on it, add lube if needed and go to town. Other than maybe rinsing it really good prior to use, there’s nothing for prepping it.
Banana
While not as sturdy as a cucumber, banana’s work well as a second option. The downfall is that banana’s go soft pretty quick, but in a hurry it works and it’s shaped similar to the real thing, so bonus points.
If you can, use a banana that hasn’t become ripe yet as it will be firmer, place a condom on it and start your fun. You will want to wash the peel first to ensure it’s clean. You should pay attention to the end as well, they can be sharp.
Hairbrush
This is an object that most people have laying around, if not several. It’s not food so it won’t go stale, and the handles are usually stiff so you won’t have to worry about it going soft!
For use, simply wash it as usual to ensure it’s clean, and place a condom over it. You are ready to go!
Electric Toothbrush
If you don’t have a hairbrush, or you don’t like the texture of the handle, an electric toothbrush is another alternative. You can use your electric toothbrush as a makeshift vibrator to really arouse your clit, or add some kick and insert it.
For use, you should wash it, then place a condom over it like any other object. As it can be sharp, you should avoid being forceful with it.
Alternative: If you’re into anal play, the end of a basic toothbrush works as a homemade toy for anal enjoyment. Simply wash and use a condom with lube.
Wrapping up
While the above will do the job, nothing really compares to purchasing a great dildo because they’re specifically designed to get the job done. They’re more hygienic, they’re shaped better, they’re just better.
Dildo’s have actually been used for thousands of years, check out this pic:
SCHELKLINGEN, Germany: Archaeologist Petra Kieselbach of Germany holds a 28,000 years old stone phallus which has been discovered in a cave in Baden-Wuertemberg in southern Germany, during a press conference in Schelklingen 25 July 2005. In assembling 14 stone fragments, found last year in the Hohle Fels cave, archeologists rebuilt the phallus, which is 20 centimeters (eight inches) long and three centimeters wide. AFP PHOTO DDP/MICHAEL LATZ GERMANY OUT (Photo credit should read MICHAEL LATZ/AFP/Getty Images)
with the first dildo’s dating back to 28,000 BC! That is a long line of masturbators, and with that timeline adult toy’s we are familiar with today have only been in existence for a short time. Before BOBs (battery operated boyfriends), women had to be creative!
Dildo’s aren’t the only homemade toys you can make. Check out my article on common household items that can be used as vibrators.