I Rub My Duckie Pirate is a discreet waterproof vibrator based on the wildly successful I Rub My Duckie. It’s a truly discreet vibrator designed for clitoral stimulation or massage. The addition of a pirate outfit adds a few extra sensations to the regular Duckie and makes this a much more versatile sex toy.
It’s made of TPR, which is a hypo-allergenic material that is phthalates and latex free. The texture of the material is smooth, but due to it’s shape there’s a lot of bumps and pointy bits to provide some variation in stimulation possibilities.
The I Rub My Duckie Pirate is one of the more discreet vibrators. I hear it often said about various toys that they’re ’so discreet you could leave them lying around and nobody would know what they are’ and most of the time that’s simply not true. With the Duckie, however, that really is true. You could easily leave it sitting on the side of your tub and I very much doubt anybody would have a clue as to it’s intended purpose.
It’s about the same size as a regular rubber duckie, which is an appropriate size for clitoral stimulation. However, it’s lack of surface texture can make it difficult to achieve the desired level of stimulation and while the variations in it’s shape can provide some interesting alternative to the traditional bullet type vibrators it can also be frustrating trying to find the position that’s ‘just right’.
The single AAA battery to power it is inserted in the base of the toy which can be opened using a coin to twist the cover off.
Turning the Pirate Duckie on is done by a small dial on the bottom and once it’s on that’s the only vibration setting there is. Unfortunately most of the vibrations are concentrated in the bottom of it, but they do travel reasonably well to the rest of the toy.
It’s 100% waterproof, but, like most waterproof vibrators, it can become louder when submerged under water. Although it’s still quiet enough that it can’t be heard from outside of the bathroom.
TPR was a good choice of material for this sex toy as it can be cleaned with soap and warm water, which you’ll most likely have with you after using it in the bath! It’s porous surface will mean that you want to do a good job of it though.
TPR can be used with either silicone or water-based lubricants, which is good, because if using it in the bath water-based lubes can often wash away pretty quickly.
If you don’t want to leave it in your bathroom then it comes with a cool storage box that looks like a pirate’s treasure chest with a red satin lining.
The box it comes in is made of cardboard and has a pirate flag on it with a slight difference – It’s a duck’s skull. Inside the outer box is the ‘treasure chest’ storage box containing the Pirate Duckie and instructions for use.
My personal opinion of the I Rub My Duckie Pirate is that it is much better looking than it is functional. That’s not to say that it’s a bad toy, far from it, but it can take a bit of effort to get used to and get the necessary stimulation from it. In the mean time it will discreetly sit on the side of your tub going un-noticed.