When it comes to pleasuring yourself, you may not always be prepared when the mood hits. You may not have your toy collection ready, maybe your all ready to go, but you realize you forgot to pick up new batteries? Don’t fret, it has happened to the best of us, and that is why it’s always handy to know tips and tricks for using homemade vibrators.
When it comes to homemade vibrators, there are some basic ways to get yourself off with every day things around your home, and other methods may require a little, imagination and creativeness. With that said, there are many ways for masturbating around the house with homemade vibrators, but to help get you started we have put together a list of some commonly used items and some more creative ways to turn things into vibrators. The best part, no one would ever expect a thing, because it’s things many have laying around anyway!
This is one of the most popular methods and techniques when it comes to homemade vibrators. It’s an item many people already have, and if you do not have one already you can pick one up starting around $5 at most supermarkets. People will simply thing that you have decided to take your oral hygiene to a new level, which is a bonus of course!
When using as a masturbation tool, you should use a condom to cover it with to ensure safety and that it is sanitary. After all, the toothbrush’s purpose focuses around bacteria. If possible, you should use an electric toothbrush that has a detachable head (brush).
Depending on the one you get, it may be water resistant or waterproof enough to use in the shower, but not recommended to submerge (such as in a bath) due to the battery compartment.
Washing Machine or Dryer
When it comes to the mood hitting and you have no toys around, the washer or dryer will work in a pinch to provide a certain amount of vibration. When it comes to this option, older models are best as they often provide the most amount of vibrations and rumbling.
Simply lock the laundry room door to provide privacy, turn the washing machine or dryer on and do your thing. Setting it on spin cycle tends to work well, but for a variation you can try it on hand washables, large load and extra rinse cycles too. When it comes to the dryer, just put in a load with a few items, or add in some larger items for a banging good time!
Keep in mind that the washer and dryer could have bacteria, so it is best to clean it down first, or wear panties when siting on it. For an added sensation, you could use a homemade dildo (carrot, banana, etc.) while sitting on the washer or dryer to really send you over the edge, but don’t lose your balance.
Cell Phone on Vibrate
This is another popular option; some people enjoy it as a slight vibration to their masturbating. However, there are people who do not find the vibration strength or length of vibration to be worth the effort. This is something you would have to try to find out if it’s the right homemade vibrator for you.
If you choose to try this option, like an electric toothbrush it contains a bunch of bacteria and should be covered with a condom. Then, place it on your clitoris and hold it in place, or use your legs to hold it while you call yourself, and repeat.
There are also people who have tied a string to the phone, and then inserted it. However, this is not recommended due to potential edges.
Removable Shower Head
If you really need to get off and don’t have an electric toothbrush or the washer and dryer are not available options, opting to get a removable shower head works too. This is also a popular go-to method for teenage girls because it’s easy to use without suspension.
They make all types of removable shower heads, some are single setting while others have all sorts of functions simply by twisting the dial. If you have a multi-function shower head, this gives you even more options to customize your discreet play time. Common spray patterns include a light spray, heavy spray and pulsating/massage.
When it comes time and you don’t have the proper toys, and lack the other things in this list one common household item that provides varied vibrations is speakers, especially subwoofers. With this technique, the bigger the speaker, the better!
You just have to straddle the speaker or subwoofer, turn on some music and let the fun begin. For the best results, it should be music with heavy bass, such as hip-hop or rap. If you are able to use Bluetooth, flash drives or burn a CD and really want to customize your experience, get online and find the right audio!
Songs like Beastie Boys or other hard hitting tracks are ideal, but they also have various ‘base tester’ clips available that are designed specifically for pushing a whole lot of base through your subs. Instead of waiting on the baseline of songs, which can be frequent, or scattered which create a unique vibration pattern, the base testers are constant patterns. If you want a bold, hard session, this is the way to go!
If someone asks, you’re just testing the capabilities of your subwoofers. Talk about discreet.
Vibrating Stuff Animals or Toys
What can we say, when you’re a teen and curious or wanting to experiment safely and discreetly, you get creative. One method used by many, includes innocent looking stuffed animals with a vibrating feature. One of the more popular being the Tickle Me Elmo which vibrates when ‘tickled’. Basically, it senses the touch and starts laughing, which also creates a vibration.
The idea is, when rubbed between the legs it triggers the vibration, but depending on the stuffed animal there may be a button to squeeze. This also works with other types of toys that produce vibrations, so get creative!
Keep in mind, when activated the Tickle Me Elmo or other toys commonly produce sounds, such a laughing Elmo or rumbling, etc. While a rumbling sound may be easier to ignore during your session, some may find it hard to concentrate with a constant laughing between the legs. But, if you’re focused enough to climax with the sounds of Elmo laughing, we salute you.
This is another common household product that has been converted into an adult play thing, by both men and women. The extensions (hoses, not brushes) can be used for a couple things. For women, applying it to the clit creates a massive suction which many find pleasurable. Men have been known to use it as a discreet masturbation tool as well, by humping it. That’s basically the extent of this method.
Recently, the beauty and skin care industries have introduced these machines for exfoliating. They provide a discreet way to play around, and teen girls would not raise any concerns or suspicion by having one either. After all, skin care is a major concern, right?
There is another added benefit to using this product, it’s waterproof! That means you are able to easily take it with you in the shower as well. To be considered completely serious over skin care, exfoliating every part of your skin only makes sense, right? We thought you might agree.
The personal massager is a common item for those who want to relax at the end of the day. If you stand all day, twist, turn, bend, etc. it’s common to see these laying around. Simply turn it on, massage your body, relax, and go further when ready. There are some ‘personal massagers’ that are very popular for this activity, such as the Magic Wand with various attachments available.
Alright ladies, if all else fails, raid the cabinets for those hair clippers! This one is simple, you just turn the bad boy on and place the back against your clitoris and let the vibrations take ahold of you. You should ensure to sanitize it before (and after), or use a condom.
Note: By the end, we mean the part you hold of course. Trust us, you do not want to place the business end against your clit…